Spherical Planet
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I am not a man of influence. I don't know many people in the know. I'm in a wee world of my own and usually find things out a few light years after everyone else.
However - I do have a pseudo-friend of a bluenose persuasion who is more in tune with reality than the average zombie. He was ahead of the game in 2012 when his first team kicked the bucket and he has always been upfront about the financial predicament and the deflection tactics of the new club he now folly follys.
I hadn't seen him for a wee bit, but had the opportunity to share a couple of pints with him today. He has a couple of inside lines at the midden due to family connections and, to be fair, he's been more accurate than the media at forecasting the huns (mis)fortunes.
He was in as buoyant a mood today regarding his team than I've seen him in a long while. I initially surmised that this was due to a couple of semi-decent results in Europe, or even due to the fact that they're not yet trailing in our slipstream.
Apparently these were not the reasons for his unusual smugness and self satisfaction today.
According to this generally well-balanced zomboloid, a significant oil and gas billionaire of Russian descent based in The Ukraine, is looking to divert attention from American oversight and National Security investigation by channelling a portion of his ill-gotten gains into a holding company who will legitimately refresh and 'clean' this money without a whole load of these pesky questions being asked.
Birds of a feather flock together and it would appear that the vultures of corruption have covert means of getting to know one another. Squinty's (one good) eye for a con may well pay dividends for the most corrupted club in British football. Perhaps the speculation of significant investment is not a pipe dream and the huns are on the verge of some much needed financial relief.
I'm not one for paying much heed to the media in this country, but I'm pretty certain that this will form the basis of some reporting in the next few days. Why bother doing any journalism when the fans can do it for you...........better get my fuckin commission for Christmas though.
Please bear in mind, that none of this is remotely reflective of my own thoughts and beliefs - merely the theories of someone who hasn't got the obvious intellectual advantages that the vast majority of Celtic fans have; however - I feel I have an obligation to highlight their current talking points, no matter how far-fetched they may seem
Still somehow manages to make more sense than Thai Tim though...........
However - I do have a pseudo-friend of a bluenose persuasion who is more in tune with reality than the average zombie. He was ahead of the game in 2012 when his first team kicked the bucket and he has always been upfront about the financial predicament and the deflection tactics of the new club he now folly follys.
I hadn't seen him for a wee bit, but had the opportunity to share a couple of pints with him today. He has a couple of inside lines at the midden due to family connections and, to be fair, he's been more accurate than the media at forecasting the huns (mis)fortunes.
He was in as buoyant a mood today regarding his team than I've seen him in a long while. I initially surmised that this was due to a couple of semi-decent results in Europe, or even due to the fact that they're not yet trailing in our slipstream.
Apparently these were not the reasons for his unusual smugness and self satisfaction today.
According to this generally well-balanced zomboloid, a significant oil and gas billionaire of Russian descent based in The Ukraine, is looking to divert attention from American oversight and National Security investigation by channelling a portion of his ill-gotten gains into a holding company who will legitimately refresh and 'clean' this money without a whole load of these pesky questions being asked.
Birds of a feather flock together and it would appear that the vultures of corruption have covert means of getting to know one another. Squinty's (one good) eye for a con may well pay dividends for the most corrupted club in British football. Perhaps the speculation of significant investment is not a pipe dream and the huns are on the verge of some much needed financial relief.
I'm not one for paying much heed to the media in this country, but I'm pretty certain that this will form the basis of some reporting in the next few days. Why bother doing any journalism when the fans can do it for you...........better get my fuckin commission for Christmas though.
Please bear in mind, that none of this is remotely reflective of my own thoughts and beliefs - merely the theories of someone who hasn't got the obvious intellectual advantages that the vast majority of Celtic fans have; however - I feel I have an obligation to highlight their current talking points, no matter how far-fetched they may seem
Still somehow manages to make more sense than Thai Tim though...........