Wheres Polmont ?I've got a citroen relay, its actually pretty good but I nearly got it stuck under a low bridge a couple of months ago!! Out Polmont direction, ripped the ladders off the roof, fucked the roof rack. Awkward moment!
It wisnae me, it was the satnav.Satnavs fault Shammy, it took me under a bridge that wasn't fit for purpose!
Out falkirk, Linlithgow direction, theres a young offenders institution there, I thought youd have known it well!Wheres Polmont ?
Aye bud knew a few boys that got sent there but i was well behaved as a youngster!Out falkirk, Linlithgow direction, theres a young offenders institution there, I thought youd have known it well!
thought Polmont wiz a French provinceSatnavs fault Shammy, it took me under a bridge that wasn't fit for purpose!
Move to the city country boy n these things wont happen
France!Wheres Polmont ?
Am no lyin
Is that no Paris Mick ?thought Polmont wiz a French province
Polmon! silent T, translated it mean's ah place tae send bawbags!!!!!Is that no Paris Mick ?
Ahhh that's why the YOI is there?
Ah thought it was In Cambodia he no the ex leader’s brother pol potthought Polmont wiz a French province
