Reporter - how do you feel? You're obviously gutted to lose the match.
Shinnie - yes and I don't think it was very fair that Celtic players celebrated. That's not nice.
R - Totally agree. What do you make of the Aberdeen fan invading the pitch.
S - Who can blame him? What with having to watch the Celtic players being better than us. the guy had no choice.
R - what's your views on the trade wars between China and the USA.
S - Obvious isn't it? Loads of Irish immigrants in the USA supporting Celtic, who are lording it over everyone...and there's probably loads of Chinese people in America, isn't there? They won't be happy with Celtic fans celebrating all the time. What I'm saying is it's Celtics fault.
R - Absolutely....makes total sense to me. There was more conflict in Gaza recently. What's your views on that??
S - Didn't Celtic fans raise money for the Palestinians?? Didn't they donate tops?? How would you feel if you were Isreali and had to see loads a Celtic fans celebrating and stuff? It's the Celtic fans fault the Palestinian people were bombed. They should feel ashamed at the trouble they caused.
R - Totally agree. Polar ice caps melting?
S - Celtics fault
R - plastic polluting the oceans
S - Yep. Celtic.
R - homelessness, world hunger, war, famine.
S - all Celtic fault. Ask police Scotland. They will tell you.