Something to cheer us up a bit..

[Smelltheg-love]

I don't like my photos slapped all over t'interweb thanks.

I was starting to wonder if jonno took a selfie and is actually a dame
That’s that sorted

 

[Spherical Planet]

I was starting to wonder if jonno took a selfie and is actually a dame
That’s that sorted

Awww maaaannn..........I spend most of my day conflicted about one thing or another.

Pint or nip? Tea or Coffee? Shit or shave? Blonde or brunette?

It's no easy, mate, and you've just gone and added to my overall confusion with that comment.

I'll have to forensically re-examine that fotie for dangly bits now. I might need mair tissues to dry my tears.

 

[Johnno]

She’s here for the quintet treble.

 

[The Shamrock]

She’s here for the quintet treble.

Quimtet Treble Shirley.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Quimtet Treble Shirley.

Awww ffs again........raise your standards lass. That juvenile behaviour is what brings the level of discussion doon to the sewer.

Hang your head (and see while it's doon there.......)

 

[The Shamrock]

Should I delete????

 

[The Shamrock]

Awww ffs again........raise your standards lass. That juvenile behaviour is what brings the level of discussion doon to the sewer.

Hang your head (and see while it's doon there.......)

 

[Spherical Planet]

Should I delete????

Is that a euphemism, Shammy?

 

[The Shamrock]

Where's Imatim when I need someone to take the heat off me??

 

[Spherical Planet]

Where's Imatim when I need someone to take the heat off me??

He's away emptying his drool bucket.

His bucket overfloweth wie all this smut

 

[Imatim]

View attachment 12104 Thought it might do the trick at this time.
I hope I haven’t breached protocol.

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So her name is Protocol is it?

Wid!

 

[Imatim]

Obviously I will have to study the image further before I can determine whether protocol has been breached and just to be sure repeated studying of said image may be required!

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Let the smuttery begin

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Yer awrite John
Tony would be on that, like a fat kid, on a smartie
just saying

Fat kid on a smartie superb

 

[Imatim]

I don't like my photos slapped all over t'interweb thanks.

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I’m sorry!...

 

[Imatim]

Awww ffs........tone lowered yet again. Report filed with moderators. Will not tolerate this objectification of the sisterhood.

Away to find some tissues to dry my tears.

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You sure the tissues are to dry yer tears?...

 

[Spherical Planet]

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I’m sorry!...

Have you got a stash as well, Imatim?

Want to do swapsies?

 

[Imatim]

Where's Imatim when I need someone to take the heat off me??

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I’m having words with my wife as to how her pic got on here...

 

[Imatim]

Have you got a stash as well, Imatim?

Want to do swapsies?

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I’m appalled Shammy.....him as well?...

 

[Imatim]

Should I delete????

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Naw!

 

[Imatim]

Awww ffs again........raise your standards lass. That juvenile behaviour is what brings the level of discussion doon to the sewer.

Hang your head (and see while it's doon there.......)

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I bet you say that to all the girls