Strange words.

Hahaha Miss Kerr has left a lasting impression on me and I haven't seen her.

I remember my first primary school teacher (Miss Milne) being this exotic creature that looked completely out of place in a dreary and drab school.

Don't know if it's our minds that play tricks on us, but I don't think we ever get over our first wee crush on our teachers.


My Primary 1 teacher was Miss Maguire
After my 1st week my mother took me to see my grandparents who asked me about the school and my teacher

I said her name was Miss Maguire and did they want to hear a poem

Then I recited

MISS MAGUIRE PEED IN TBE FIRE
THE FIRE EAS HOT SO SHE PEED IN THE POT
THE POT WAS TO WIDE SO SHE PEED IN THE CLYDE
AND ALL THE WEE FISHES WENT UP. HER BACKSIDE ???

I said it with a great deal of feeling though

My mother used to remind me that my granda who was a docker so no shrinking violet was stunned ?????

HH?
 

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