stupit over-use of meaningless phrases(tobefair, attheendoftheday etc ) ?⚽️?

When i get asked a question and have not a clue as the answer i manage to sound knowledgeable by replying "I'm not exactly sure but i think the answer is...."
The listener infers that i have some knowledge and do not want to be inaccurate. it actually means I have no idea.
 
Ach, you have to consider the location, Dil.

In Dundee, attractiveness is measured by your resemblance to a farmyard animal.

Daphne's coo-like features guarantee her the pick of Dundee's bachelors.

Maggie would be considered disfigured up here.
Remember seeing an x rated version of the broons years ago, and big Daphne was getting plenty action from fat Boab and soapy soutar, never even charged the the going rate of a kebab either?
 
Remember seeing an x rated version of the broons years ago, and big Daphne was getting plenty action from fat Boab and soapy soutar, never even charged the the going rate of a kebab either?
Hahaha I remember that one, I think wee Eck got swallowed up and is living inside her now.

There was a big debate at the time about where they based Stoorie Brae on, the general consensus was that it was Daisy Brae in Baxter Park (due to it's proximity to the real Glebe Street and Glebelands School).

That would be fair too, because that place seen more action than Omaha Beach.
 
The first time my girlfriend and myself went there we were blown away. So much so we returned every year for 5 years running 7 times in all. This place has its own castle , spray painted by the graffiti project, secret gardens with a maze we got lost in there. It's a country park and has a waterfall and rockpool at its base you can sit in there on scorching hot days. The attention to detail is incredible all over the site, artwork peeking out of bushes and trees and lot of thought gone into the lights. I've done many festivals this ones in a league of its own. The music is so varied that although it's a small festival it can still accommodate 3 main stages with another 8-10 dotted all over the site which is huge, theres something for everyone, dance tents, kid friendly (kids are in bed by ten so you can let go), camp sites trailer/mobile home sites. Half of the festival is about discovering oh there's a stage round here, there's secret pop up gigs in secluded spots, you keep an eye out for a group dressed up and following the pied piper he'll take you to the gig in the secret forest. As you can see I cannot recommend the kelburn garden party enough , I'd be here all night with superlatives. It's eco friendly as much as possible given the numbers which was 500 when we first went 3000 last time. We camped fri-mon so about 140 each for the weekend , how far would that go for a full weekend in Glasgow? Live music is fantastic and a stage in the tall trees that gives off the most unreal vibrations -a real treat. It's at the start of next month 5th to 8th I think , just outside largs ,for me it's 30minutes train central to largs , grab essentials from Morrisons then 5 minute taxi to the estate. Then you could be anywhere the views are spectacular. GO !GO! GO! you should go ?


Yeah, we went there for a school trip in primary school. Think the castle is looked after by historic Scotland.

Remember sitting at the top of the sloped gardens with my pals and it was a scorcher of a day.

Came home with the only tat available to buy a new pencil, sharpener and ruler.

Bit different from the sugar dummies haha
 
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