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Maria

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Just got this "dad joke" from a friend and thought I'd pass it on:

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale.
Now that made me laugh 🤣🤣
 

Maria

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Medical place in cadogan street getting knocked down.

Was outside talking to 3 lads i work with.

The three of them start laughin and nod to me that the workies checkin out my boots.

Wtf are workies pervin on ma boots for ??

Answers please
 

Maria

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I last wore these boots when i took my mum out for lunch and a guy was all over them then too. Said he ran his own shoe boot company.

Turns oot he did so fair cop.

But fkn workies across from my work standin in the middle of the road gettin a swatch.

Amused the cnuts i was standin with no end.

Shoulda took them off and walked over and asked them if they wanted them.
 

The Shamrock

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I last wore these boots when i took my mum out for lunch and a guy was all over them then too. Said he ran his own shoe boot company.

Turns oot he did so fair cop.

But fkn workies across from my work standin in the middle of the road gettin a swatch.

Amused the cnuts i was standin with no end.

Shoulda took them off and walked over and asked them if they wanted them.
These fetishists are everywhere. 😂😂
 

Maria

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Can you imagine any woman perving over a man's slip on shoes? I rest my case, men are weird.
I know shammy. It was my legs yesterday and my pal michael told me and i actually caught the wee dick still swatchin as he passed me.

I did actually say ye gettin yer look.

Michael said the bozo was doing it from the other side of the road. He’s gay n thought it wiz funny.

Im not a desert trolley ffs
 
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