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TET

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Its no really funny in the normal sense. Sadly its actually real Scottish people who smoke copious quantities of Deludamol.

Its more surreal than funny

Its their culture

 

DILLIGAF

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Its no really funny in the normal sense. Sadly its actually real Scottish people who smoke copious quantities of Deludamol.

Its more surreal than funny

Its their culture

Cringeworthy
I saw this 'Drunky the clown' clip, during Indy Ref
Scotland's embarrassment, wearing an England shirt, shouting about Ireland and 'going to Wales'
Wales, must have been shitting bricks, when they heard that
 

TET

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Cringeworthy
I saw this 'Drunky the clown' clip, during Indy Ref
Scotland's embarrassment, wearing an England shirt, shouting about Ireland and 'going to Wales'
Wales, must have been shitting bricks, when they heard that
Even in the still pciture before you load video the older dude has picture of Maradona on T shirt. The other has England top. The culture clash is so weird. The queen brings in 20 million quid, and all people in Ireland live on the street. Yet the abrasive confrontational Orange culture, right in yer face, " Im right. Im right."

How on earth do you re-educate people who have no brain?

Even the intellligent huns have that subconscious, irreconcilable cognitive dissonance.

Hatred for rational objection with unrelated, uncontextual:

Ah but what-about that then?

As if pointing out something they dont resonate somehow makes their illogical, cultural sociopathy alright.

They auto-regress to attention diversion when they are caught out with their contradictions, bypassing the rational portion of their mind.

Then loop back to type.

Bizarre, yet they genuinely think they are superior. Bizarre!
 

Maria

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Yesterday after leaving work and heading past central there was a large guy walking in front of me and i was disgusted.

He had tracky bottoms on. Nothing wrong there.

But he had a trail of shiity toilet roll like a tail hanging from them.

You get some fkn sights in town i’ll tell ye.

Wtf. 🤣🤣
 

tictastic

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The Jones didn't have any children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Jones kissed his wife and said, "I'm off, honey. The man should be here soon."
Half an hour later, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell with the hopes of making a sale.
"Good morning madam. You don't know me but I've come to....."
"Oh, there's no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Jones cut in.
"You have?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies."
"That's exactly what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?" asked a blushing Mrs. Jones.
"You just leave everything to me," he replied. "Usually, I try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out."
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for George and me," stated Mrs. Jones.
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. However, if we try several different positions, and I shoot from five or six angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."
"I certainly hope we can get this over with quickly," gasped Mrs. Jones.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I would love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."
"Don't I know!" exclaimed Mrs. Jones.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in the downtown area," he proudly declared.
"Oh my word!" Mrs. Jones exclaimed.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, considering the fact that their mother was so difficult to work with," he said, handing Mrs. Jones the photograph.
"She was difficult?" Mrs. Jones asked.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Central Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing and shoving to get a good look."
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Jones, her eyes the size of saucers.
"Yes," said the photographer. "And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. It was very difficult for me to concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
"You mean they actually chewed on your, umm, equipment?" Mrs. Jones asked.
"That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work."
"Tripod?" asked a very worried Mrs. Jones.
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action."
"Madam, madam? Good Lord, she's fainted!"
 

The Shamrock

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Many decades ago my elderly great aunt who was from Mayo was listening to the radio one Sunday evening and asked her daughter, my aunt Bridie to switch it off. Bridie said "I thought you would like to listen to it mother as Bing Crosby is on and you know he's a good Catholic." "Really", said great aunt Mary, "he can't be that good a Catholic or else he'd be at Devotions instead of singing on the wireless"
 

tictastic

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Many decades ago my elderly great aunt who was from Mayo was listening to the radio one Sunday evening and asked her daughter, my aunt Bridie to switch it off. Bridie said "I thought you would like to listen to it mother as Bing Crosby is on and you know he's a good Catholic." "Really", said great aunt Mary, "he can't be that good a Catholic or else he'd be at Devotions instead of singing on the wireless"
Sounds like my auld granny !! God rest her.
 

lcafiero

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Yesterday after leaving work and heading past central there was a large guy walking in front of me and i was disgusted.

He had tracky bottoms on. Nothing wrong there.

But he had a trail of shiity toilet roll like a tail hanging from them.

You get some fkn sights in town i’ll tell ye.

Wtf. 🤣🤣
You sure it wasn't our president heading for Air Force One?

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Foreign legion camp in the desert getting inspection”well commander your men seem to be well prepared for anything and in high spirits!!but one problem?why do you have a camel tied up round the back of camp when the rules state no animals allowed?”(commander)well sir we have over 100 young men who don’t see there partners for 12 months at a time so when they get the urge”the camels there!!(inspector)have it gone by the time I return from the next camp or else!!2 months later he returns,,well commander camp still looks fine,did you get rid of camel??no sir still tied up round the back,,thank god commander I now no how the men feel,I haven’t had a women in months !,!do you think I could use the camel??certainly my men will bring it round,,,so they bring camel round put up set of steps,inspector climbs up lifts the camels tail up and proceeds to hump it!!troops are howling like wolves cheering clapping fireing guns in the air!inspector finishes ,heads back over to commander “”do your troops do that every time some shags the camel??no they’ve never done that before??usually they jump on the camel and ride to the brothel...
 

The Shamrock

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Foreign legion camp in the desert getting inspection”well commander your men seem to be well prepared for anything and in high spirits!!but one problem?why do you have a camel tied up round the back of camp when the rules state no animals allowed?”(commander)well sir we have over 100 young men who don’t see there partners for 12 months at a time so when they get the urge”the camels there!!(inspector)have it gone by the time I return from the next camp or else!!2 months later he returns,,well commander camp still looks fine,did you get rid of camel??no sir still tied up round the back,,thank god commander I now no how the men feel,I haven’t had a women in months !,!do you think I could use the camel??certainly my men will bring it round,,,so they bring camel round put up set of steps,inspector climbs up lifts the camels tail up and proceeds to hump it!!troops are howling like wolves cheering clapping fireing guns in the air!inspector finishes ,heads back over to commander “”do your troops do that every time some shags the camel??no they’ve never done that before??usually they jump on the camel and ride to the brothel...
😂😂😂
 

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