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[26+6=1]

What would Status Quo have been called if they were Rangers fans?

 

[Smelltheg-love]

The last time I called her that she punched me square in the Elgin Marbles!

(Aye ano the Elgin Marbles aren't actually wee roon glass marbles but just go wi it otherwise the joke disnae work).

When i said to her you coming to bed with the Greek God of Plentiful Orgasms, she replied, no i've tried to sleep with my vibrator before and it woke me too early ......

 

[Smelltheg-love]

What would Status Quo have been called if they were Rangers fans?

huns

 

[Shadow2]

What would Status Quo have been called if they were Rangers fans?

They'd still be called cunts I'd imagine.

 

[26+6=1]

huns

STG douze pointes!

 

[26+6=1]

They'd still be called cunts I'd imagine.

Well yeah but more specifically hun cunts.

 

[Smelltheg-love]

what was this thread again ???
that thai cunt would be the one asking the questions now

 

[MickyMcMick]

What would Status Quo have been called if they were Rangers fans?

Fakin The Blues

 

[26+6=1]

Funny enough I went up to the staff canteen breakfast counter last monday, shell-shocked as fuck and instead of asking for a bap and 2 sausages I said 2 baps and a sausage. Pure fucking soul-crushing silence as I stuttered my correction and they all looked at me; their eyes saying "what anunder fuck kinda perverted Thai shite were you watchin at the weekend",

 

[Lubos left peg]

Outstanding SP

 

[boab1916]

huns

Old co

 

[JamSam67]

One of my mob are doing law had a wee flick through one of the books and found this
PASSIVE TITLE.
Subject_2 DIVISION IV.
Vitious Intromission.
Subject_3 SECT. VI.

Vitious Intromission Purged by Confirmation, or by declarator of escheat.
Bad
v.
Hamilton

Date: 12 January 1622
Case No. No 191.

Click here to view a pdf copy of this documet : PDF Copy


Found, That an executor confirmed lite pendente, cannot be farther obliged than secundum vires inventarii and albeit the pursuer reply upon farther intromission and fraudful omission, yet the executor shall not be obliged in solidum, but according to the quantity of the omission.

Fol. Dic. v. 2. p. 45. Kerse, MS. fol. 133.
*** A similar decision was pronounced 14th July 1626, Smith against Gray, No 17. p. 9660.


went back to the Broons annual

Aye but is rooooon or Flet Boab

HH

 

[Hoopy427]

Funny enough I went up to the staff canteen breakfast counter last monday, shell-shocked as fuck and instead of asking for a bap and 2 sausages I said 2 baps and a sausage. Pure fucking soul-crushing silence as I stuttered my correction and they all looked at me; their eyes saying "what anunder fuck kinda perverted Thai shite were you watchin at the weekend",

Square or slice?

 

[Richybhoy]

Or they've spent aw their giros on Special Brew and Bacardi Breezers for their sister wives!

I resemble that remark...outrageous
Uncle Mum and Aunty Dad take offence to that.

 

[26+6=1]

Square or slice?

Buddly

 

[Nick66]

What would Status Quo have been called if they were Rangers fans?

SkintQuo.