adjust firing mechanisim on said gun , sit back and await the intended target looking for a nice place to shitPaslode nail gun 500 quid, chances of catching a cat-slim. Digging a wee bit of soil, free, chances of making a happy, non flowerbed shiteing cat - high!
Now which makes sense?
like you always do ,,,lick each others arsesWhat we gonna do with these catists Mick?
Then hope said gun misfires and shoots you right in the baws!
cut of the stella supply n ur fkd
AND TRAMPLED BY A TRACTOR WHO DIDN'T GIVE A FUCKALL SQUASHED & SOGGY BY THE
SIDE OF THE ROAD, SOMEONE'S FAVOURITE MOGGY WHO FORGOT IT'S
HIGHWAY CODE & CLEARLY RAN OUT OF LUCK WHEN IT ARGUED WITH A TRUCK
That was minceaye wee feartychase truck's kiddin on they're gemm,while
bold as phuq,will take a truck head on! Mon the Moggies!
nextHoi puthy Bhoy we’ve been here before cats can work nail guns so stey away fae the fence
Or yir gettin it meoooow
HH
Sake, I see its still raining cats n dugs in here 
....It is ,,,,I just stood in a poodle
Im not anti dog, im not anti any animal, I actually had some fun time with a guide dog today and it was all good but I have to say, if forced, a dog is more hunlike whereas a cat is more timlike. There you go I said it.
He is a typical Hun Lubo,there is only one house of Horrors in Coatbridge and Im glad to tell you it went on fire a few years ago and I soaked the portrait of the hunchback on the white Horse with a jet of water.I like to think you cleaned your shoes on him as he lay on the floor.HHCurrently sitting in a pub in Doncaster watching liverpool game. Happen to be sitting at a table with 2 liverpool fans and a guy from coatbridge. Dont know any of these people. Said to the coatbridge guy "you must be celtic".....he replies "I'm I fuck"...before telling me theres 4 orange lodges in coatbridge.
Anyway, not spoke to him after that. Chatting with liverpool boys about Celtic joining a european league with teams from Holland, Portugal etc.....hun pipes in. "You should go back to the republic....youd be welcome there"
I've now told him hes a racist and a bigot and if he opens his mouth to me again I'm dragging him outside and smashing his head in.....cunt
Glad I've got that off my chest
With logic like that its the reason we voted you PopeHe actually has a point but it's probably not the one he's trying to make. If kids from Catholic families didn't go to school with just other kids from Catholic families they would go to school with more kids from Protestant families and the effect of kids from hun families on kids from Protestant families would be greatly diminished. This would result in a much lower potential for huncreation in Scottish society at large and over time many of the kids from hun families would not themselves become huns.
That tit needs therapy and a tattoo makeover HHI was in a McDonald's recently and there was this dude wearing shorts and a vest, fair enough. Liverpool crest tattooed on his neck, fair enough. Big crucifix tattooed on his calf, fair enough. The big Gerrard tattoo the full length of his arm though?
No Michael,ban the breeding of Prods HH
Oh so true Andy
