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I should know, BOAB after studying the subject for many years and not just what you simpletons believe without looking into it yourself, I can categorically tell you the truth that I, The Shamrock know for A FACT that there's no such thing as a sheep and if you think you have spotted something white and fluffy with four legs then you are a fool because it's just a wee man dressed up. Don't forget you heard this from me as I am always right.:geek:
Did you study sheep?
 
the weep in shoolfs clothing, oops, feckin stella, hic!!! HH;)
MD see when youre at the shops trying out your invisible duffel coat could you ask the moonman how you get waves on his flat earth tell him it does not work you need a bowl, he will understand, flat would be like Archie McPhersons hair, whoosh.
 
THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS SHEEP ?. NEXT YOU'LL BE ASKING ABOUT COWS. YOU JUST DON'T LISTEN TO THE OLD SHAMROCK. NEXT TIME YOU HAVE A LAMB CHOP YOU'LL REMEMBER MY EXTENSIVE RESEARCH HAS TOLD YOU THE FACT THAT THEY ARE MADE IN A LAB IN AIRDRIE. ?

Sheep
Pink Floyd
Hopelessly passing your time in the grassland away
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air
You better watch out
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Jordan, and I have seen
Things are not what they seem
What do you get for pretending the danger's not real
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel
What a surprise
The look of terminal shock in your eyes
Now things are really what they seem
No, this is no bad dream
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by
With bright knives he releaseth my soul
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places
He converteth me to lamb cutlets
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water
Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream
Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream
Have you heard the news?
The dogs are dead
You better stay home
And do as you're told
Get out of the road if you want to grow old
 
AH TELT YEEZ FUR YEARS THEY SHEEP ARE AWE MASONS, YA DAFTIES AH'M TELLIN YEEZ, YEEZ JIST URNY OAN THE SAME WAVELENGTH OF MA MIGHTY INTELLECT,YOU SHAKE HAUNS WI A SHEEP AND IF YEEZ HAD A CLUE YEEZ WID KNOW THEIR AW MASONS, NAE SHEEP IN THE CALTON MAN!!!
 
AH TELT YEEZ FUR YEARS THEY SHEEP ARE AWE MASONS, YA DAFTIES AH'M TELLIN YEEZ, YEEZ JIST URNY OAN THE SAME WAVELENGTH OF MA MIGHTY INTELLECT,YOU SHAKE HAUNS WI A SHEEP AND IF YEEZ HAD A CLUE YEEZ WID KNOW THEIR AW MASONS, NAE SHEEP IN THE CALTON MAN!!!
Nae fucking wonder wi guys like MD setting aboot them in the market half pished, have ye ever met a guy fae possil at 5 in the morning wi a steakie.
 

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