The Real Housewives of Cheshire

[Maria]

Sorry bhoys n ghirls this isnt football related but its just sooo fkn funny.

Watched this weeks episode i plussed.

Cannot move from laughing at dawn ward dancing she is proper funny.

Laughed so hard think am missing a rib.

Might laugh some more see if a can lose another one ??

Wtf is that seema dressed as a fkn pineapple. She is clesrly choking for a shot at strictly, shameful how obvious it is.

 

[Maria]

OMG

I am getting a treatment done tomorrow that Tania had in this show.

It involves getting your eyelids burned. Fuck!!! ???

Apparantly 2 weeks heal time wit!!!

But results last for 2 years. ?

Still scared no gonna lie ?

Before this appointment i have another appointment elsewhere for a derma planning facial with LED tech. This shouldn’t be sore.

Hope im ok for Wednesday to get my lips plumped ?

???

Do remember Tania in the show making them stop after the first singe.

Give me strength

 

[Espiritosanto]

OMG

I am getting a treatment done tomorrow that Tania had in this show.

It involves getting your eyelids burned. Fuck!!! ???

Apparantly 2 weeks heal time wit!!!

But results last for 2 years. ?

Still scared no gonna lie ?

Before this appointment i have another appointment elsewhere for a derma planning facial with LED tech. This shouldn’t be sore.

Hope im ok for Wednesday to get my lips plumped ?

???

Do remember Tania in the show making them stop after the first singe.

Give me strength

Bill cowie you got fuckall to worry about,your heart jobs a doddle compared to wit this poor lassies going threw??joking bill all the very best mate,,,,,Maria only thing left to do is the toes,,

 

[Espiritosanto]

Bill cowie you got fuckall to worry about,your heart jobs a doddle compared to wit this poor lassies going threw??joking bill all the very best mate,,,,,Maria only thing left to do is the toes,,

Av had ma eyelids burnt when a was a panel beater,,looked like uncle fester...

 

[Ian65]

OMG

I am getting a treatment done tomorrow that Tania had in this show.

It involves getting your eyelids burned. Fuck!!! ???

Apparantly 2 weeks heal time wit!!!

But results last for 2 years. ?

Still scared no gonna lie ?

Before this appointment i have another appointment elsewhere for a derma planning facial with LED tech. This shouldn’t be sore.

Hope im ok for Wednesday to get my lips plumped ?

???

Do remember Tania in the show making them stop after the first singe.

Give me strength

Fuckin hell im shaving the hair in ma nose ??ooyaa

 

[Maria]

Bill cowie you got fuckall to worry about,your heart jobs a doddle compared to wit this poor lassies going threw??joking bill all the very best mate,,,,,Maria only thing left to do is the toes,,

My toes are sound. But am perturbed about getting my eyes singed tomorrow E. ??

 

[Maria]

Fuckin hell im shaving the hair in ma nose ??ooyaa

OoH RA

Get yourself a nasal hair trimmer ya eejit haha ???

 

[Maria]

Av had ma eyelids burnt when a was a panel beater,,looked like uncle fester...

He wiz baldy

 

[Ian65]

OoH RA

Get yourself a nasal hair trimmer ya eejit haha ???

That’s way a trimmer ya bam ooooyaaaa

 

[The Shamrock]

That’s way a trimmer ya bam ooooyaaaa

Trimmer or strimmer?

 

[Ian65]

Trimmer or strimmer?

??? trimmer cheeky cant

 

[Maria]

That’s way a trimmer ya bam ooooyaaaa

So yer no shovin a razor up yer hooter i thought for a minute i was talkin tae a giraffe ???

 

[DAZAR]

OMG

I am getting a treatment done tomorrow that Tania had in this show.

It involves getting your eyelids burned. Fuck!!! ???

Apparantly 2 weeks heal time wit!!!

But results last for 2 years. ?

Still scared no gonna lie ?

Before this appointment i have another appointment elsewhere for a derma planning facial with LED tech. This shouldn’t be sore.

Hope im ok for Wednesday to get my lips plumped ?

???

Do remember Tania in the show making them stop after the first singe.

Give me strength

Never mind your eye lids getting burnt !!! At £400 a go it’s your fucking fingers you’re burning.

??????

 

[Maria]

Never mind your eye lids getting burnt !!! At £400 a go it’s your fucking fingers you’re burning.

??????

Shhhh you ????

 

[DAZAR]