....................The prophet shall warn the chosen peepul of a second flood and the need for a new ark; built by the lost children of Israel in Belfast. The animals could march in 2 by 2 for that was the epic width of the gangway.
And what of us Fenians, I hear you ask; will we not be washed away in the torrents of the flood?
Will we fuck. The laws of physics confirm that the sinking of the new ark will return an immense density from the surface of the planet which will address the issues of global warming and usher in a new era of peace, prosperity and positivity for all humanity
Feck ma man.....that was really deep.....respect!...