THIS GOES BEYOND DELUSION!!!!!!!!!

[Ray]

Gers Fan Loses the Plot With Fictitious Glasgow Derby Commentary

We have often suspected the club across the city live on a different plane of reality, however, today, we have conclusive proof the moonbeams they’ve been exposed to have utterly melted their brain.

www.celticnewsnow.com

 

[Ray]

Moonbeams melting their brains ,naw, surely has to be the ‘virus’hh

 

[Niall J]

No words

 

[Shadow2]

Gers Fan Loses the Plot With Fictitious Glasgow Derby Commentary

We have often suspected the club across the city live on a different plane of reality, however, today, we have conclusive proof the moonbeams they’ve been exposed to have utterly melted their brain.

www.celticnewsnow.com

Makes sense......pretend game for a pretend Rangers......what I really want answered though is how many zombie simpletons paid King a fortune in subscription fees to watch it Live on Rangers TV and how did John Brown get on with the commentary

 

[Lubos left peg]

Amazing....I mean genuinely

 

[Ray]

Makes sense......pretend game for a pretend Rangers......what I really want answered though is how many zombie simpletons paid King a fortune in subscription fees to watch it Live on Rangers TV and how did John Brown get on with the commentary

hh

 

[The Galway shawl]

Makes sense......pretend game for a pretend Rangers......what I really want answered though is how many zombie simpletons paid King a fortune in subscription fees to watch it Live on Rangers TV and how did John Brown get on with the commentary

Who wiz the Ref? did Kris Boyd comment after the "game" fuck me would still be like watching a running through a minefield.

 

[The Shamrock]

Aw bless them, simple things for simple minds eh? The deluded ones never fail to raise a laugh, even in a parallel universe. However, they should still keep taking the tablets.

 

[Starrynight]

It could have been a lot worse,imagine helium voice . commentaing.

 

[Andy H]

I'm surprised the goal scorers weren't Messi and Ronaldo

 

[The Galway shawl]

It could have been a lot worse,imagine helium voice . commentaing.

I would subscribe just to hear his dulcet tones, while gently rocking back and forward pishing ma pamper.
Fucking howling here just thinking about it.

 

[The Shamrock]

What we are seeing here is a new phenomena that must be a side-effect of the virus and if they had the time docs would be insisting more research was carried out on the undead brains of these donkeys.

 

[Lubos left peg]

Wonder if we can get sandman to give us a rating on that score...not many pass marks I'd imagine

 

[The Shamrock]

It never stated that all 5 goals were penalties either.

 

[The Galway shawl]

Wonder if we can get sandman to give us a rating on that score...not many pass marks I'd imagine

Calls for lennys head.

 

[The Shamrock]

I blame the diseased tumshie field.........it was absolutely unplayable.

 

[The Shamrock]

And Fredo getting just a yellow for that foul on Broony ffs, it was a red all day long.

 

[Shadow2]

Who wiz the Ref? did Kris Boyd comment after the "game" fuck me would still be like watching a running through a minefield.

Actually the real Beaton turned up for it, he wiz like a wee hun in a packed goat pen so he wiz!

Just him running about the Ibrox pitch on his lonesome blowing his whistle and pointing for 90mins! Awarding imaginary penalties to the imaginary orcs and dishing out imaginary yellow/red cards to imaginary Celtic players! He was having the time of his life apparently!

Boyd and Bomber agreed it was the best the Sevvies have played all season, an outstanding imaginary performance! Only thing Boyd was disappointed with was his imaginary tray of pies......said the daft imaginary lassie behind the counter put imaginary tomato sauce all over them and he disnae like tomato sauce

 

[The Shamrock]

Imagine all the peepul

 

[The Galway shawl]

wiz Slippy screaming into a pretend TV camera?