Betty vs BiteyOooh Betty vs Oooh Bitey! Well Iron Mike would be the obvious choice of course Hoopy BUT we shouldn't underestimate the slapstick shenanigans of Frank Spencer!
Here's how I see that one playing out......
A terrified FS does a little 'whoopsie' in the ring.
MT slips in said 'whoopsie' chasing FS around the ring and knocks himself oot.
FS wins by default.
And all that ridiculous nonsensestill sounds less insane than the mad hun's Zombie Churchill vs Jedward debate!
Honestly think Evander got of lightly id rather get bitten by Mike than punched from him!
My former cat Kira was very bitey, she'd lie next to me and twitch her tail like a lure, then if I touched her tail I'd get bitten. So I'd exclaim "Kira no bitey" with pointed index finger then she'd bite my finger!
Honestly I looked like a fucking self harmer when that cat was here!