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Hoopy427

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Oooh Betty vs Oooh Bitey! :unsure: Well Iron Mike would be the obvious choice of course Hoopy BUT we shouldn't underestimate the slapstick shenanigans of Frank Spencer!

Here's how I see that one playing out......

A terrified FS does a little 'whoopsie' in the ring.
MT slips in said 'whoopsie' chasing FS around the ring and knocks himself oot.
FS wins by default. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚(y)

And all that ridiculous nonsense☝️still sounds less insane than the mad hun's Zombie Churchill vs Jedward debate! πŸ˜‚(y)
Betty vs Bitey 😹😹
Honestly think Evander got of lightly id rather get bitten by Mike than punched from him! 😹

My former cat Kira was very bitey, she'd lie next to me and twitch her tail like a lure, then if I touched her tail I'd get bitten. So I'd exclaim "Kira no bitey" with pointed index finger then she'd bite my finger! 😹
Honestly I looked like a fucking self harmer when that cat was here!
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Shadow2

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A topless and recently tortured Piers Morgan in the wicker chair from Emmanuel reading the sole charred copy of 'The Elephant and the Balloon' from Black Books to a crowd of baby geese with John Terry’s faceView attachment 13858

Whit in the name a fuck is that! 😲

Ok I thought the deranged hun's batshit Churchill vs Jedward debate couldn't be topped but this insanity in cartoon form wins the psycho cup hands down! People are fucking weird man!
 

Shadow2

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Betty vs Bitey 😹😹
Honestly think Evander got of lightly id rather get bitten by Mike than punched from him! 😹

My former cat Kira was very bitey, she'd lie next to me and twitch her tail like a lure, then if I touched her tail I'd get bitten. So I'd exclaim "Kira no bitey" with pointed index finger then she'd bite my finger! 😹
Honestly I looked like a fucking self harmer when that cat was here!
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚(y)

I dunno mate I'm sure big Evander preferred having 2 ears. :LOL:

So whit yer saying is Hoopy vs Kira resulted in a knockout win for Kira and multiple bite wounds for Hoopy......mon the Kira! :LOL:(y)
 

Hoopy427

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚(y)

I dunno mate I'm sure big Evander preferred having 2 ears. :LOL:

So whit yer saying is Hoopy vs Kira resulted in a knockout win for Kira and multiple bite wounds for Hoopy......mon the Kira! :LOL:(y)
She frequently kicked fuck out of me mate, we have a video of her hanging off my arm by her claws, blood pishing out of me! She was a full on mentalist! Then 5 minutes later she'd be curled up next to me purring while I was tending my wounds! 😹
 

The Deadner

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Man driving round for ages and cant find find a parking spot so he turns to god and starts praying "please god let me find a parking spot. I'm going off my head. If you let me find a parking spot I promise I will go to mass every morning for the rest of my life. I also promise to quit the drink for life".
Suddenly he turns a corner he had been round umpteen times and there in front of him is a parking spot.
He turns to god again and says "cancel that deal god, I just found a spot".
 

Tony Soprano

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Betty vs Bitey 😹😹
Honestly think Evander got of lightly id rather get bitten by Mike than punched from him! 😹

My former cat Kira was very bitey, she'd lie next to me and twitch her tail like a lure, then if I touched her tail I'd get bitten. So I'd exclaim "Kira no bitey" with pointed index finger then she'd bite my finger! 😹
Honestly I looked like a fucking self harmer when that cat was here!
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That s probably Cartier around her neck since youre a secret millionaire....
 

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