Family of polar bears, mum dad and the wean, out on the ice.
The wean days "Da am a really a polar bear ??"
Daddy best days " of course you are, just look at ye, the spitting image of the maw. Big teeth 'n' claws, loads white fur and you just love that deal meat. No doubt about it you are a polar bear my boy. "
Unconvinced baby wanders over to his mother and asks the same question.
"Whit???" replies his mother " of course your a polar bear!! look at you!! Your the spitting image of your father. Big teeth, big claws and you just love that seal meat. Your a polar bear allright.
Still no sure he heads back towards his father.
"Ho Da!!"
" Whit noo boy ?? "
" Are you REALLY REALLY sure am a polar bear ???? "
" Of course am sure. Whits the matter ? "
"Am Fuckin FREEZIN ".