Priceless mate..Finally, me and the missus were on holiday and there she was, sipping a large glass of wine. And then she says " I love you so much . I don't know how I could ever live without you. So ah says "Is that you or the wine talking?" She says "It's me, talking to the wine"
Is that pure orange with bits?What do you call a 40 year old male Sevconian virgin?
Pure orange
What do you call a 14 year old female Sevconian virgin?
As truthful as Dave King.
Someone who can outrun their brotherWhat do you call a 14 year old female Sevconian virgin?
Spartacus aint dead, just smells a bit.Knock knock
Who's there
Spartacus
Thought you were deid
Bit like sevcoSpartacus aint dead, just smells a bit.
Definitely alive I'm told, just has a different owner, and a different name (The Spartacus) ,and has a different colour of skin now, and is a woman these days, but it totally is the exact same Spartacus ,so I'm told.Spartacus aint dead, just smells a bit.
Definitely alive I'm told, just has a different owner, and a different name (The Spartacus) ,and has a different colour of skin now, and is a woman these days, but it totally is the exact same Spartacus ,so I'm told.
That's class MichaelThe dudes crucified on the Appian way, "hey Spartacus,we can see yer hoose fae here"! sorry
Sufferin Jaysus!A dedicated follower of fashion!