Speaking of memories of being a young man. During my early adulthood the young ladies of my acquaintance referred to me as "hot chocolate" ! I was really quite chuffed thinking it was because they thought I was sweet... Turned out it was because I gave them eight hours uninterrupted sleep. Whit a riddy.When I was a young man I asked a gorgeous women if she would like to come to my place for... a coffee.
She replied , "Would it just be for a ....coffee?
I replied., "Of course, I don't have any biscuits. "