We can all use a laugh
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Tony
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Thats Hoopy mate
JamSam67
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DILLIGAF
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We used to hire a few hundred young guys for the SummerThats Hoopy mate
At the end of the Summer, they'd all have appraisals and the best of the bunch got hired on full time
A great job with great money, and health and dental benefits, not to mention the reduced airfare when you wanted to get away for a while and lie in the sun
One kid was not cut out to work around aircraft, or operate heavy machinery
He was overwhelmed by the hustle and bustle and wasn't working out, so after two weeks, they cut him loose
A case of "This employee has hit rock bottom, and begun to dig"
Bridie Bhoy
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What the absolute phuq is that monstrosity??? It looks more like Colm Meaney in The Snapper/Commitments!
T
Tony
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Looks like Susan Boyle
Bridie Bhoy
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I don't think Subo would be too chuffed being shown wearing a Deidco strip!
According to Saul
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That wid be the closest she got to a guyI don't think Subo would be too chuffed being shown wearing a Deidco strip!
According to Saul
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Congratulations to Billy Gilmour.
Achieving Scotland’s only positive result of Euro 2021.
Its a shame that Billy still isn’t a Hun player as I sure he would have tested negative for Covid
Achieving Scotland’s only positive result of Euro 2021.
Its a shame that Billy still isn’t a Hun player as I sure he would have tested negative for Covid
50 Shades of Green
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Looks like the tattoo artist doubles as a face painter and got his revenge for the unpaid bill
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The Shamrock
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tictastic
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A mother and her young son were driving in their car when a dildo suddenly flies outta nowhere and hits the windshield, the mother trying to not ruin the child’s innocence says “it was just a bug sweetie, don’t worry”
The kid replies saying “How it even got of the ground with a dick that big amazes me”
The kid replies saying “How it even got of the ground with a dick that big amazes me”
tictastic
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A man goes to the nursing home to visit his eighty-four-year-old father.
While there he notices the nurse hand his father a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra pill.
The man asks the nurse, “Why are you doing that? At his age, what will either do for him?”
“The hot chocolate,” the nurse explains, “will help him fall asleep faster.”
“All right,” the man replies, “and what about the Viagra?”
“That keeps him from rolling out of bed.”
While there he notices the nurse hand his father a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra pill.
The man asks the nurse, “Why are you doing that? At his age, what will either do for him?”
“The hot chocolate,” the nurse explains, “will help him fall asleep faster.”
“All right,” the man replies, “and what about the Viagra?”
“That keeps him from rolling out of bed.”
Smelltheg-love
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DILLIGAF
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WTAF ???
Imagine walking about with that monstrosity on you
Colm Meaney who's had a stroke and is wearing a Rangers strip ?
Not a good look
"Couldn't bring myself to have green grass on it..!."
What a fucking inbred, half witted, monobrowed, windae licking mutant
The Shamrock
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I wonder where his aide parked her guide dog during the groping. 
The Shamrock
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Nick Handycock is obviously getting to the bottom of the Covid issue.
tictastic
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Steam in Nick !!
tictastic
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My girlfriend's vagina smells like roses...
But, Rose's is tighter.
But, Rose's is tighter.
