We can all use a laugh

Fridays RE was twofold
Priest room 1. Prods main hall
Priests room holds 33
Main hall 300
No one in the Main Hall except the 25 Papes who couldn’t get into there own room. It was full o Prods.
Still the minister Widnae talk to us Papal envoys so we played fitba till oor heidmaister stopped it. Then it wiz back to the Rosary 📿 beads
Only time the Bigots wanted to be Papes furra hoor. (Father Dennis let them smoke as did he) they supplied him.
ah secondary skill Nae wunder ah canny bless masell. 😂

HH 😂
 
He's no
He dreams of living in Kilmacolm
Bridge o' Weir, lords it over Kilmacolm anyways
My pal said back in the day there was no pub in Kilmacolm and the only licensed bar was at the golf club (or it might have been a bowling club). Every Sunday afternoon the journalist Ian Archer would get blootered out of his nut at the club then jump in his car and drunkenly drive home! Of course everyone in the village and all the local polis knew he did this but no-one cared too much back then. Nowadays the Hand and Fart podcast twats would be campaigning against him.
 
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