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Paddy's wife is in bed with her black lover, when Paddy staggers home from the pub
His wife hears his key in the door and the black guy says "What was that
?"
She replies "My husband"
"You're HUSBAND !!!"
Mary: "It's OK, he's pissed, just lie still beside me, and he won't notice"
Paddys undresses and gets into bed on her other side
Paddy: "Mary...I count 6 feet, in this bed...!!"
Mary says "Och Paddy, you're pissed...get out and count them "
Paddy gets up, goes to the bottom of the bed, lifts up the covers, and goes;
"1...2...3...aye right enough...4"
He walks into the bathroom, and Mary shouts
"Where are ye going now ya eejit ?"
He shouts back
"Have you seen the colour of my feet !!!"

HH
 

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