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DILLIGAF

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He's not a complete idiot, parts of him are missing
He hasn't been the same all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put him together again
No stranger to the dinner table, as evidenced by his giant melon, said table, being made of wood, which is in fact, sustainable
These two mugs are typical of the braindead swill produced by TV
 

Miktim

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A cabbie picks up a nun.the cab driver stares at her. She asks him why he’s staring and he says, “ I’ve always had a fantasy to kiss a nun”. She says “ I’ll kiss you if your single and a catholic”. The cab says ”I’m both”.The nun says “ pull into an alley”. The nun then kisses him in a way that would make a hooker blush. Back in the cab though the driver starts crying “I lied, I’m married and Jewish” . The nun says” that’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party
 
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