We can all use a laugh

[tictastic]

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Cracker!!

 

[According to Saul]

I'm saying nothing

Hey Dill, do you remember her husband Johnny saying,” May all your doughnuts turn out like Fannies”.HH to you ma man.

 

[According to Saul]

How many SPFL players with double barrelled names can you think of?
I’ll start …..Cameron Carter- Vickers, Gary Makay-Steven, James Tavernier- Penalty.

 

[According to Saul]

I got a new stick of deodorant today.
The instructions said.
remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I Fart, the room smells lovely.

 

[Winter]

John cheatin beaton, in a league of his own and not forgetting the other main players boaby mad-hun , Andrew does Dallas and other assorted Epstein/Maxwell victims. Nae sweat

 

[According to Saul]

Passenger taps his taxi driver on the shoulder.
The driver shits himself,swerves,nearly hits a bus and stops inches from a shop window.
”Feck me, your jumpy aren’t you? I only tapped your shoulder “.
“sorry, “ says the cabbie,”It’s my first day. I’ve been driving a fecking Hearse for the last 20 years “.

 

[According to Saul]

A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after an 18 hour shift.
she grabs a deposit slip,pulls a rectal thermometer out of her bag and tries to write with It.
when she realises her mistake,she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat,says, “Well that’s just great… some arsehole’s got my pen”.

 

[Tarzan Trombone]

Mibbe Hannibal Lechter, could be the driver for Boris Johnson and Priti Patel, just saying

Was the ripper a lorry driver? Could maytbe empty broadmoor as well with that scheme

 

[Imatim]

How many SPFL players with double barrelled names can you think of?
I’ll start …..Cameron Carter- Vickers, Gary Makay-Steven, James Tavernier- Penalty.

Tav Pen...

 

[Imatim]

Was the ripper a lorry driver? Could maytbe empty broadmoor as well with that scheme

Aye!

Them lorry drivers are for the watching...

 

[bhoy4life]

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

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Emery to Newcastle you say???



(oh come on, I know it isn't exactly up to date but give me a break! ).

 

[JamSam67]

Emery to Newcastle you say???

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(oh come on, I know it isn't exactly up to date but give me a break! ).

You are effin awfull but I like yi

HH

 

[bhoy4life]

Emery to Newcastle you say???

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(oh come on, I know it isn't exactly up to date but give me a break! ).

Hey…if Skippy and him went to Newcastle you would actually have Dick Emery….

 

[green sprig]

Ross County have their Ibrox ticket allocation withdrawn!

Ross County have had their allocation of 900 tickets for Sunday’s match at Ibrox withdrawn.

videocelts.com

The very same peepul who said yesterday they would take us to court over the refusal of what they say is their rightful allocation for Parkhead,,does that mean we can get into the cesspit,or is it only srvco this applies to ?????.

HH

 

[The Shamrock]

Ross County have their Ibrox ticket allocation withdrawn!

Ross County have had their allocation of 900 tickets for Sunday’s match at Ibrox withdrawn.

videocelts.com

The very same peepul who said yesterday they would take us to court over the refusal of what they say is their rightful allocation for Parkhead,,does that mean we can get into the cesspit,or is it only srvco this applies to ?????.

HH

So sevco are running the league after all, making up the rules as they go along, rules that suit them and only them.

 

[The Shamrock]

 

[kelly]

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that seats pointing a wee bit to skywards if you ask me

 

[CelticRose]

that seats pointing a wee bit to skywards if you ask me

Tbh I couldn’t look at that too closely.

 

[DILLIGAF]

Famous fir the newsreader saying when she made Doughnuts
I hope your Doughnuts turn out like FANNY’S
Think his name was Barratt on Nationwide


HH

It was on Bill Tennent's Scotland Today Show with Eric Milligan, the resident chef
The next day at work, it was all anyone could talk about
Hilarious