We can all use a laugh

[50 Shades of Green]

Eddie howe Hahahahahahaha

More like Eddie WTF.

 

[Marky1956]

Eddie howe Hahahahahahaha

Aye dodged a bullet there I think

 

[50 Shades of Green]

Cokeheed tae Newcastle for a hunner mullyin noo, zombie logic # 3.

 

[boab1916]

Watched Man City last night they went 4 1 up and in the last minutes a marvelous save is pulled off from the Swindon keeper, McCoist just imagine what the score could have been if he had not made that save. Probably 5 1 ya rocket fucking shit commentary.

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Have a listen of this troops oh mammy daddy

 

[26+6=1]

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[Smelltheg-love]

Never stood a chance mate bastards waited till I turned 16 so I wid go infront of a jury instead of the panel not gonny go into it but the circumstances didn't deserve that just to end up way a couple of years probation anyway mate I was more angry with that than the actual trial Tony cause I had it all sorted to sign up to the army mate that was my out I fucked it anyway on a happier note I can kid on I'm in Vegas put all the lights oot and the casino app on the imaginations a wonderful thing

Youl think twice about shagging sheep again Cairnsy

 

[scotcel]

Novax Jokovic…

Fock off till you get double vaccinated clown.

 

[CelticRose]

the biggest laugh of the day is that the Daily Rancid actually thinks cos they huns have sold Patterson for the deluded huns £16m and that they are poised to take over Celtic financially.

hi can someone let the deluded know they are still doing share offers to keep the lights on over at their dilapidated shithole. And are still in £m’s of debt.
Best laugh on a Sunday morning for ages

I think the real reason for this spin about them is that it was out yesterday about the Japanese market that Celtic will benefit from with Japanese buying into Celtic now that we have 4 of their players and is said to worth £millions.

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Youl think twice about shagging sheep again Cairnsy

AYE RITE AFF THE LAMB THESE DAYS

 

[Smelltheg-love]

 

[kelly]

the biggest laugh of the day is that the Daily Rancid actually thinks cos they huns have sold Patterson for the deluded huns £16m and that they are poised to take over Celtic financially.

hi can someone let the deluded know they are still doing share offers to keep the lights on over at their dilapidated shithole. And are still in £m’s of debt.
Best laugh on a Sunday morning for ages

I think the real reason for this spin about them is that it was out yesterday about the Japanese market that Celtic will benefit from with Japanese buying into Celtic now that we have 4 of their players and is said to worth £millions.

Laughed at that plus they all believe that they will now push on and do £30m deals for there players you know the ones all over 28 that nobody ever wanted

And were off the imbeciles are away at the races

Next throw in RTV who can now name there price for all Sevco games shown on japanese tv ,,,,pure millions so it is not to mention the £25k for every japanese media outlet that would wish to grace the shitehole that is ipox to talk to GIO

They may want to do a 150 yr documentary ,,,,,eh ,,,,because japanese are into all that stuff

There no longer stealing water from the church there all pumped with deludimol ,no wonder they don't catch covid

 

[Smelltheg-love]

 

[bhoy4life]

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the most over rated defender since Luis at Chelsea, he’s absolutely honkin.

 

[DILLIGAF]

Have a listen of this troops oh mammy daddy

Fucking clowns man

 

[DILLIGAF]

We just had a Jack Jarvis, Victor McDade Perma Grip soles moment
Kerry had Georgia on the leash as we crossed over a driveway which had been cleared
But, the snow had melted on the lawn and with the overnight temp below freezing, black ice had formed
Georgia was on the snow on the lawn, Kerry took a step across the driveway...Boof !!!...down she went
I say "Aw Jesus Christ !!!" And as I grab her arm to help her up...Boof !!! down I go
We're both lying there, after we realised no damage done, except to our pride...we burst out laughing
So, as we finished our walk, I said we were now going to refer to each other, as Jack and Victor
Oh and that boy at Timpson's...well...you know the rest ;-)

 

[tictastic]

A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15.
She asks why the last one is so cheap?

"Because he used to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper. She pays $15.

When she gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs.

When her daughters get home the parrot says: "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!" The girls laughs too.

When the dad gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me Pete, haven't seen you for weeks!"

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Found these on twitter the state people go shopping in is mental but them again it is America rite enuf

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

And how to take ur pet tortoise for a wee walk and tips how to keep him calm In Walmart

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

U done well to kid on u wurnae riding her @Tony