Brawl breaks out at a Gypsy wedding.
Whole bunch of them up in court.
Judge says “ anybody wanna explain what happened?”.
Paddy says, “aye a will your honour, you see I was the best man and I was dancing with the bride, pretty close like, and the groom rushed over and kicked her right in the fanny”.
”Oh my goodness” says the judge, “ that must have been very painful”.
”aye“ says Paddy, “ it was yer honour, the fucker broke 4 of my fingers”.