michael duffy
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Got a great view ae Peter's hoose though!Its nailed on some idiot will crack a joke about that
We can all use a laugh
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The Deadner
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A man and a giraffe are drinkin all day in a pub when a fight breaks out. The bar man puts the two of them out.
The giraffe walks the man home and on his way home he passes the same pub. He says to himself "fuck it I'll chance it here to see can I get back in".
He knocks the door and the bar man opens up. The giraffe says "go on bigman any chance of a pint"?
To which the barman replies " you've some fuckin neck on ye"!
The giraffe walks the man home and on his way home he passes the same pub. He says to himself "fuck it I'll chance it here to see can I get back in".
He knocks the door and the bar man opens up. The giraffe says "go on bigman any chance of a pint"?
To which the barman replies " you've some fuckin neck on ye"!
The Galway shawl
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Mind the clocks change this weekend.
You don't want to be late getting up to sit in Your livingroom.
You don't want to be late getting up to sit in Your livingroom.
boab1916
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Mind the clocks change this weekend.
You don't want to be late getting up to sit in Your livingroom.
Huns radio doing a Saturday night show, King statement and the propaganda to get the funds in.
boab1916
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Mind the clocks change this weekend.
You don't want to be late getting up to sit in Your livingroom.
More than the clocks i think is changing, the huns are swimming against the tide.
michael duffy
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Yayyyy ma watch will show the right time the morra!!!Mind the clocks change this weekend.
You don't want to be late getting up to sit in Your livingroom.
boab1916
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Your laptop will keep you right MD automatically
Andy H
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What was the first mention of football in the bible - jesus went up for a cross...
The Deadner
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What was the first mention of a motor vehicle in the bible?
The sound of moses' triumph was heard across the nation!
The Deadner
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What was the first mention of gypsies in the bible?
Roseanna in the hiace!
Roseanna in the hiace!
The Deadner
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What was the first mention of constipation in the bible?
Moses took two tablets and went to the mountain. It came to pass!
Moses took two tablets and went to the mountain. It came to pass!
The Deadner
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Did you hear about the constipated maths teacher?
She worked it out with a pencil!
She worked it out with a pencil!
Spherical Planet
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Did the young ones get you 'the world's worst joke book' for Christmas, D?
I'm no sure whether to laugh or to find my Da's replica Smith & Wesson.
The Deadner
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No bigman, the problem with me is, I have tons of useless information in my head and all it takes is something to trigger it off and then I can't fuckin stop. I remember at school if we were told to write an essay, I could never think of what to write and then something would trigger in my head and I could write twenty pages. I think it's hereditary. My oul fellas the same. It's like the fuckin Pringles ad, once you pop you can't stop!
The Deadner
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lcafiero
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Followed later in the Bible by this: Jesus drove a Honda but didn’t talk about it. “For I did not speak of my own Accord” - John 12:49
26+6=1
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Holy Ghost riding the whip.
