We can all use a laugh

[26+6=1]

Why does the Swedish Navy have barcodes along the side of its ships?
So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

 

[26+6=1]

 

[bhoy4life]

Huvny heard this before…

John22Kerr on TikTok

John22Kerr's short video with ♬ original sound

vm.tiktok.com

 

[DILLIGAF]

They’ve finally added the 4th monkey, it incorporates the first 3 into one….too true btw..
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SFA unveil the new game officials for our season

 

[DILLIGAF]

 

[DILLIGAF]

Start, how you mean to go on...

 

[26+6=1]

Des Bishop on Instagram: "I know some Scottish people will find this funny. For some deeper more emotional comedy come check out Mia Mamma at the Edinburgh Fringe 2022."

3,938 likes, 124 comments - desbishopAugust 5, 2022 on : "I know some Scottish people will find this funny. For some deeper more emotional comedy come check out Mia Mamma at the Edinburgh Fringe ..."

www.instagram.com

It doesn't make you log in, the video clip is on the linked page.

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

 

[26+6=1]

Is that the video show for (we ripped off the) queen's new club song video; Sevconian Rhapsody?

Mama ooh ooh
Just took a dive
Went down inside the box
Defender never even touched ma socks

Mama the ref give me the pen
He knew it was pure fake
He had a big smile on his bake

Mama I was just too fat
I missed the ball and landed on me hole

Mama, I don't mean to cry
But the mattresses here are not as soft as you

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Is that the video show for (we ripped off the) queen's new club song video; Sevconian Rhapsody?

Mama ooh ooh
Just took a dive
Went down inside the box
Defender never even touched ma socks

Mama the ref give me the pen
He knew it was pure fake
He had a big smile on his bake

Mama I was just too fat
I missed the ball and landed on me hole

Mama, I don't mean to cry
But the mattresses here are not as soft as you

Awe superb 32

 

[26+6=1]

RA man goes to confession in the 80's

"Bless me Fa for I have sinned, it's 3 weeks from me last confession and I've blown up 2 cop landrovers, shot 2 cops dead and shot up a cop checkpoint".

"Really my son, that's a lot since the last time you were here. For your penance I'd like you to do The Stations".

Auld one, apologies if I've posted it before.

 

[26+6=1]

Hear about the top loyalist hitman sent over from Belfast to save Sevco's season?
He tried to blow up the Celtic team coach at Dingwall today.
Doctors believe skin grafts from his arse might restore his lips as he left most of them on the exhaust pipe.

 

[MickyMcMick]

Dunno if this has been posted already if it has, tough here it is again

 

[DILLIGAF]

Anyone relate ?

 

[Winter]

Hear about the top loyalist hitman sent over from Belfast to save Sevco's season?
He tried to blow up the Celtic team coach at Dingwall today.
Doctors believe skin grafts from his arse might restore his lips as he left most of them on the exhaust pipe.

Not one of your best 26 + , I feel I have to point this out to you as everybody's bloody well quick in telling me

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

FFS! Someone has overdosed on the Deludamol! He has valued the OFFC squad at £330m. This used to be a bookkeeper (probably for Deadco). £15m for Alan MacGregor who is due to get his free bus pass next year. Yes, 5 of this lot are worth more than Bayern Munich paid for African Player of the Year Sadio Mane!

 

[Hoopy427]

FFS! Someone has overdosed on the Deludamol! He has valued the OFFC squad at £330m. This used to be a bookkeeper (probably for Deadco). £15m for Alan MacGregor is due to get his free bus pass next year. Yes, 5 of this lot are worth more than Bayern Munich paid for African Player of the Year Sadio Mane!

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"Rangers Squid Value"

 

[Espiritosanto]

"Rangers Squid Value"

Something a wee tad stronger than deludomol this donkeys been absorbing

 

[boab1916]

FFS! Someone has overdosed on the Deludamol! He has valued the OFFC squad at £330m. This used to be a bookkeeper (probably for Deadco). £15m for Alan MacGregor is due to get his free bus pass next year. Yes, 5 of this lot are worth more than Bayern Munich paid for African Player of the Year Sadio Mane!

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