We can all use a laugh

[Cairnsybhoy79]

That coule be the most read post on the internet
Think it's read twice by most guys...well, it would be rude not to

She's amazing would need to drag me off her dead from sheer excitement and exhaustion

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Just a couple of cunts for yous

 

[26+6=1]

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

100 jesus credits is that just like mygers

 

[26+6=1]

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Well that old rich cunt in the picture Dilligaf posted looked well happy with the bit of skirt he bought its a close one

 

[DILLIGAF]

I think this survey is spot on

 

[Winter]

Well that old rich cunt in the picture Dilligaf posted looked well happy with the bit of skirt he bought its a close one

Aye she was punching way above her weight there

 

[DILLIGAF]

She's amazing would need to drag me off her dead from sheer excitement and exhaustion

As a mate of mine used to say
She's a '9' on the Clydesdale scale"
"That's how many Clydesdale's it would take to get me off her"

She is a fairly 'attractive' young lady though

 

[DILLIGAF]

FLORIDA right now, where the only sound that can be heard is
"Don't open that fucking door !!!"
Don't see any gators though

 

[JamSam67]

As a mate of mine used to say
She's a '9' on the Clydesdale scale"
"That's how many Clydesdale's it would take to get me off her"

She is a fairly 'attractive' young lady though

Or a mate o mine said beer scale
1664 from the back 16 from the front !

HH

 

[26+6=1]

Or a mate o mine said beer scale
1664 from the back 16 from the front !

HH

That's a 1690 over here and also the only socially-acceptable use of that particular number. I refuse to pay that if ever it comes up on a cash register so tend to have an emergency penny on hand at all times

 

[JamSam67]

That's a 1690 over here and also the only socially-acceptable use of that particular number. I refuse to pay that if ever it comes up on a cash register so tend to have an emergency penny on hand at all times

I’ve done the same canny face that number

HH

 

[Winter]

FLORIDA right now, where the only sound that can be heard is
"Don't open that fucking door !!!"
Don't see any gators though
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Wow now theres an advert for slidey doors if ever I've seen one

 

[DILLIGAF]

Wow now theres an advert for slidey doors if ever I've seen one

Thermonuclear sealant on those doors
Whoever built that house, deserves a medal

 

[DILLIGAF]

 

[26+6=1]

I'll never forget Jules Holland on The Tube back in the '80s

"Why should you never wear Russian underpants?

Chernobyl fallout"

 

[DILLIGAF]

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The scar's faded a bit, mind you...it wisnae too bad fer me

 

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[Cairnsybhoy79]

As a mate of mine used to say
She's a '9' on the Clydesdale scale"
"That's how many Clydesdale's it would take to get me off her"

She is a fairly 'attractive' young lady though

Aye fairly mate just a bit