We can all use a laugh

[26+6=1]

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Here sweetheart open this parcel while I take the dug for a walk

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Lix Truss's mini-budget summarised.

 

[MickyMcMick]

looks dead to me take it back

 

[DILLIGAF]

Whit ur they like...?

 

[Marky1956]

When a girl buys a dildo, its seen as a bit of naughty fun and she is called a sexy kitten. But when I buy a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed self-lubricating pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, I'm called a pervert???

Is it a Dolby sound system ,just asking for a friend

 

[DILLIGAF]

 

[Winter]

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fkn brilliant
You know ye have tae wonder , or I wonder , is this a deliberate mistake?
Or an honest mistake?
She looks pretty happy whatever shes talking about and possibly a little flushed?

 

[The Shamrock]

 

[26+6=1]

 

[MickyMcMick]

Famous last words

 

[MickyMcMick]

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If this happened It’s funny and not funny at the same time

 

[26+6=1]

 

[26+6=1]

If this happened It’s funny and not funny at the same time

BBC is the propaganda-wing of the British army, govt, crown so truthfulness is not a virtue for them.

 

[DILLIGAF]

Attention please...

 

[26+6=1]

 

[50 Shades of Green]

That'll be me early November, I'll be just as happy with "Dos Cervesas senior"mind you

 

[26+6=1]

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1578547194432434176

 

[DILLIGAF]

A mate of mine told me:
"I have found that pleasing everyone is impossible"
"But pissing everyone off, is a fucking dawdle"

Words to live by it seems