A burglar broke into a house one night
While he was searching through the stuff he heard a small voice "Jesus is watching you."
He was startled, but nobody came, and all went quiet again after a few minutes, so he carried on
As he continued packing items into his bag, about 5 minutes later, he heard the voice again
"Jesus is watching you"
He turned his flashlight in the direction of the voice, and saw a parrot sitting in his cage
He said to the parrot "What is your name?"
The parrot replied "Moses"
The robber said "What kind of a fucking idiot, would call their parrot Moses?"
The parrot looked up, and said "The same kind of fucking idiot, who would name their rottweiler Jesus"