We can all use a laugh


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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the M8 near Govan.
Nothing was moving. Suddenly a man knocked on the window.

The driver rolled down the window and asked, “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have hijacked the Rangers team bus and are asking for a £100 million ransom otherwise they’re going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car collecting donations.”

“How much is everyone giving on average?” the driver asked.

The man replied, “Roughly a gallon.”

The Deadner

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Although the bible doesn't name her in Jewish tradition her name is Naamah, the sister of Tubal Cain the son of Cain and grandson of Adam and Eve .
That's quite high brow for we can all use a laugh 😊
That's all technical shit, but she was known by her friends and relations as Geraldine. Noah actually called her gezza. Not to be confused with a wankstain that played for the filth. Don't mind what the bible told ye. The reason I know is, my great great grandfather and noahs great great grandfather had four elbows between them.
Any more info required on biblical family history gimme a shout.....

Mr. Wonderful

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Had to nip down to Peebles yesterday to pick the grandkids up from school ,being an oldie I've got radio 2 on in the background as we drive along Sally traffic comes on with a traffic update suddenly the 2 in the back are doubled up with laughter "what is it "? ,Lewis(13) my grandson says "didn't you hear the traffic update " "Due to a spillage Honey pot way will have to be avoided for the next few hours" trying to keep a straight face I said I didn't understand ,this resulted in more childish laughter and Eva (9) asking me to drive faster as she may wet herself laughing , as Lewis kept asking me to put it in the sat nav
I don't know which town ' Honey pot way' is in but the street planners must have had a field day.

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