We can all use a laugh

[Marky1956]

Guess who's the swot who does the Scotsman crossword at the library

 

[boab1916]

Although the bible doesn't name her in Jewish tradition her name is Naamah, the sister of Tubal Cain the son of Cain and grandson of Adam and Eve .
That's quite high brow for we can all use a laugh

Why did God not create mobiles and computers so we could get the heads up and warnings of his next big events,

 

[50 Shades of Green]

Why did God not create mobiles and computers so we could get the heads up and warnings of his next big events,

Cause they are the devils work... 🖥

 

[Brimcbhoy]

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the M8 near Govan.
Nothing was moving. Suddenly a man knocked on the window.

The driver rolled down the window and asked, “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have hijacked the Rangers team bus and are asking for a £100 million ransom otherwise they’re going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car collecting donations.”

“How much is everyone giving on average?” the driver asked.

The man replied, “Roughly a gallon.”

 

[tictastic]

Although the bible doesn't name her in Jewish tradition her name is Naamah, the sister of Tubal Cain the son of Cain and grandson of Adam and Eve .
That's quite high brow for we can all use a laugh

Yellow card for raising the tone of the "laugh " thread.

 

[The Galway shawl]

Fuck me is this biblical " Who do you think you are?"... Stoppit. ..

 

[TTQtKK⚠️]

Cause they are the devils work... 🖥

Fair point.

 

[boab1916]

Cause they are the devils work... 🖥

Yet here we are enjoying ourselves.

 

[The Deadner]

Although the bible doesn't name her in Jewish tradition her name is Naamah, the sister of Tubal Cain the son of Cain and grandson of Adam and Eve .
That's quite high brow for we can all use a laugh

That's all technical shit, but she was known by her friends and relations as Geraldine. Noah actually called her gezza. Not to be confused with a wankstain that played for the filth. Don't mind what the bible told ye. The reason I know is, my great great grandfather and noahs great great grandfather had four elbows between them.
Any more info required on biblical family history gimme a shout.....

 

[AJ1910]

Two parrots sitting on a perch and one of them says "can you smell fish ?"

 

[lcafiero]

He pulled the Uno reverse card on his yellow card. Classic.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1700552661022499075

 

[DILLIGAF]

Although the bible doesn't name her in Jewish tradition her name is Naamah, the sister of Tubal Cain the son of Cain and grandson of Adam and Eve .
That's quite high brow for we can all use a laugh

Geraldine it is then

 

[DILLIGAF]

Yet here we are enjoying ourselves.

Two parrots sitting on a perch and one of them says "can you smell fish ?"

Jay-kit

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

 

[Marky1956]

Had to nip down to Peebles yesterday to pick the grandkids up from school ,being an oldie I've got radio 2 on in the background as we drive along Sally traffic comes on with a traffic update suddenly the 2 in the back are doubled up with laughter "what is it "? ,Lewis(13) my grandson says "didn't you hear the traffic update " "Due to a spillage Honey pot way will have to be avoided for the next few hours" trying to keep a straight face I said I didn't understand ,this resulted in more childish laughter and Eva (9) asking me to drive faster as she may wet herself laughing , as Lewis kept asking me to put it in the sat nav
I don't know which town ' Honey pot way' is in but the street planners must have had a field day.

 

[JamSam67]

For all those who believe in Noah's magic zoo boat...one word...termites...also how did they get all the birds in the ark...ever try to get a budgie back in it's cage ? Just saying...

Aye and they Widpeckers

HH

 

[boab1916]

Aye and they Widpeckers

HH

Suppose also only one Dodo showed up at the gig.

 

[JamSam67]

Suppose also only one Dodo showed up at the gig.

Morefurless missed the boat Boab

HH

 

[DILLIGAF]

Suppose also only one Dodo showed up at the gig.

His wife Geraldine was not impressed

 

[JamSam67]

His wife Geraldine was not impressed

Thoat hur name wiz Gerald
Ine kliene

HH