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Below are supposedly the Top 15 jokes of the 2024 Edinburgh Fringe. These are in order based on votes from the public. I think the cloakroom would be nearly empty with the amount of comedians being ordered to get their coats. I dread to think what the Worst 15 jokes were.

1. I was going to sail around the globe in the worldā€™s smallest ship but I bottled it. - Mark Simmons

2. I've been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don't feel like I'm progressing. It's just one step forward... two steps back. - Alec Snook

3. Ate horse at a restaurant once - wasnā€™t great. Starter was all right but the mane was dreadful. - Alex Kitson

4. I sailed through my driving test. Thatā€™s why I failed it. - Arthur Smith

5. I love the Olympics. My friend and I invented a new type of relay baton: well, he came up with the idea, I ran with it.- Mark Simmons

6. My dad used to say to me ā€œPints, gallons, litresā€ ā€“ which, I think, speaks volumes - Olaf Falafel

7. British etiquette is confusing. Why is it highbrow to look at boobs in an art gallery but lowbrow when I get them out in Spoons? - Chelsea Birkby

8. I wanted to know which came first the chicken or the egg so I bought a chicken and then I bought an egg and I think I've cracked it. - Masai Graham

9. My partner told me that sheā€™d never seen the film Gaslight. I told her that she definitely had - ZoĆ« Coombs Marr

10. The conspiracy theory about the moon being made of cheese was started by the hallouminati. - Olaf Falafel

11. Iā€™m an extremely emotionally needy non-binary person: my pronouns are ā€˜there thereā€™. - Sarah Keyworth

12. I've got a girlfriend who never stops whining. I wish I'd never bought her that vineyard - Roger Swift

13. Gay people are very bad at maths. We don't naturally multiply. - Lou Wall

14. Keir Starmer looks like an AI-generated image of a substitute teacher - Sophie Duker

15. Growing up rich is a hereditary condition. It affects 1% of people - Olga Koch
 
Bridie Bhoy said:
Below are supposedly the Top 15 jokes of the 2024 Edinburgh Fringe. These are in order based on votes from the public. I think the cloakroom would be nearly empty with the amount of comedians being ordered to get their coats. I dread to think what the Worst 15 jokes were.

1. I was going to sail around the globe in the worldā€™s smallest ship but I bottled it. - Mark Simmons

2. I've been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don't feel like I'm progressing. It's just one step forward... two steps back. - Alec Snook

3. Ate horse at a restaurant once - wasnā€™t great. Starter was all right but the mane was dreadful. - Alex Kitson

4. I sailed through my driving test. Thatā€™s why I failed it. - Arthur Smith

5. I love the Olympics. My friend and I invented a new type of relay baton: well, he came up with the idea, I ran with it.- Mark Simmons

6. My dad used to say to me ā€œPints, gallons, litresā€ ā€“ which, I think, speaks volumes - Olaf Falafel

7. British etiquette is confusing. Why is it highbrow to look at boobs in an art gallery but lowbrow when I get them out in Spoons? - Chelsea Birkby

8. I wanted to know which came first the chicken or the egg so I bought a chicken and then I bought an egg and I think I've cracked it. - Masai Graham

9. My partner told me that sheā€™d never seen the film Gaslight. I told her that she definitely had - ZoĆ« Coombs Marr

10. The conspiracy theory about the moon being made of cheese was started by the hallouminati. - Olaf Falafel

11. Iā€™m an extremely emotionally needy non-binary person: my pronouns are ā€˜there thereā€™. - Sarah Keyworth

12. I've got a girlfriend who never stops whining. I wish I'd never bought her that vineyard - Roger Swift

13. Gay people are very bad at maths. We don't naturally multiply. - Lou Wall

14. Keir Starmer looks like an AI-generated image of a substitute teacher - Sophie Duker

15. Growing up rich is a hereditary condition. It affects 1% of people - Olga Koch
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Thought No1 was funny.. But the timing would have to be right I suppose...the rest are about as funny as half a story 4 times a day on here with a daft link away from the blog..
 
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