We can all use a laugh

A plane crashed in the Amazon, there were only 3 survivors, all men.
A lost tribe of Amazonian lesbians who hate men found them and decided to castrate them according to what job they do.
What do you do? Asked the leader to the 1st bloke.
I'm a lumberjack. He said.
We will chop your penis off. Said the leader.
What do you do? She asked the 2nd bloke.
I'm a butcher. He said.
We will slice your penis off. Said the leader.
What do you do? She asked the 3rd bloke who is laughing his head off in hysterics.
I work for Dyson, he said.
 
I saw a clip from an old Big Brother. David Bowies ex wife Angie was in the BB hoose as was Hollywood Fixer David Guest (his name might be wrong), Daniella Westbrook was in there too.
Angie was called to the diary room and told that David Bowie had died.
She was upset and went back to hoose and told a few folk David had died. They were all shocked. Daniella Westbrook appears and sees Angie upset, Angie tells her David died. Again shock sets in. She goes into the room and sees David Guest sleeping in the room.
She challenges Angie Bowieā€¦.Davids not dead heā€™s sleeping in the room, youā€™re mental!! Telling people heā€™s dead!!
The look of total confusion on Angies face is nuts.
 
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