We can all use a laugh

[DILLIGAF]

 

[Brimcbhoy]

I went into a Chemist the other day for some Anti Perspirant.
Ball or aerosol? asked the assistant.
Neither,it's for my armpits, says I.

 

[Frank Owen]

Definitely in need of a giggle at the moment as election fatigue is starting to kick in; so scoured YouTube for some not so politically correct laughs......

 

[Frank Owen]

Or mibbe this ?..........

 

[Richybhoy]

Please let the flying umbrella monkey be real and not AI.

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

 

[Espiritosanto]

Still love this..

 

[DILLIGAF]

Guy phones the crisis help hotline, saying his wife's been going out with the girls a lot lately, he says he thinks she might be seeing someone else
And the other night, when she was out and he fell asleep on the couch, he woke up at midnight, and she still wasn't home
So, he went out to the garage, and hid behind his boat, and watched, and waited.
Around 1:30;AM a car pulls into the driveway with the lights out, he watches his wife getting out buttoning up her blouse, zipping up her skirt and taking her panties out of her bag, and slipping them on
It was then he noticed that the leg on his boat had a crack in it, so his question was
"Do you think I could weld it, or do I need to replace the whole thing?"

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2050296447103299974

 

[JamSam67]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2050296447103299974

Bridie Cowell naw impressed

HH

 

[DILLIGAF]

Cracking advert...Cheers

 

[DILLIGAF]

Little acorns eh ?

 

[DILLIGAF]

Shuttit ya wee ginger fuck
Top boots in the middle of Summer, poor wee guy
But he is a ginger so ...

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Little acorns eh ?

The low budget Scottish remake of Reservoir Dugs doesn't look too grea, does it?

Mr Ginger and Nice Guy Neddie are not very scary. Mr Blue and Mr Orange never turned up as Mr Green telt them their Da sells Avon so they buggered off home greeting.

 

[The Shamrock]

Shuttit ya wee ginger fuck
Top boots in the middle of Summer, poor wee guy
But he is a ginger so ...

There was a post on Facebook that starred a big bear and a woman fae Pollok now living in Canada I think. She was telling a bear to piss aff and not to eat her plums (not a euphemism). Maybe you'll find it in YouTube.

 

[DILLIGAF]

There was a post on Facebook that starred a big bear and a woman fae Pollok now living in Canada I think. She was telling a bear to piss aff and not to eat her plums (not a euphemism). Maybe you'll find it in YouTube.

Think I've seen it
Pollok, where Catherine Zeta Bugner, is the Avon lady

 

[DILLIGAF]

 

[DILLIGAF]

 

[DILLIGAF]

 

[DILLIGAF]

Guy at work: "Hey, how's your wife and my kids ? "Me: "Wife is fine, kids are retarded ".