We can all use a laugh

My brother recently bought a bottle of
Stanatogen. He then decided to treat us all to a meandering review of tonic wines on our group chat.

Stanatogen he noted would be the valium entry to the beast, Buckie the heroin and El Dorado the methadone.
He admitted his first try of El D was a moment of emancipation. He was skint and on the walk home, only had limited funds and discovered hellish tonic wine didn't have to come at inflated buckie prices.
He concluded that Stanatogen is indeed different from the other two in that it is lighter and "less heavy on the gut" with a hint of blackberry. As a budget alternative It confidently holds its own with the advantage of inconspicuous branding to the untrained eye. A worthy addition to any football, boxing or UFC night cargo.

That was the last bit of sense we got out of him that evening
Next step aftershave and methylated spirts 😱
 
Lets see who has the last laugh.
Did Castore not come out on Friday with a statement saying that Sports Direct had absolutely nothing to do with Castore sports equipment,no wonder Big Mike is laughing all the way to his next court case..

HH.
 
My brother recently bought a bottle of
Stanatogen. He then decided to treat us all to a meandering review of tonic wines on our group chat.

Stanatogen he noted would be the valium entry to the beast, Buckie the heroin and El Dorado the methadone.
He admitted his first try of El D was a moment of emancipation. He was skint and on the walk home, only had limited funds and discovered hellish tonic wine didn't have to come at inflated buckie prices.
He concluded that Stanatogen is indeed different from the other two in that it is lighter and "less heavy on the gut" with a hint of blackberry. As a budget alternative It confidently holds its own with the advantage of inconspicuous branding to the untrained eye. A worthy addition to any football, boxing or UFC night cargo.

That was the last bit of sense we got out of him that evening
The man's obviously, a Sommelier
 
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