A squad o guys are working on a building site. The gaffer pulls them in and tells them, " I have to go aff site today, it's very important ye all stay on site today. If ye leave yer punted".
The gaffer heads aff. The squad quickly agree, pint n bookies here we go. One guy, Tam, says "I live roond the corner so I will nip home".
Tam goes home and hears noise upstairs. He sneaks up and sees the gaffer and his wife hard at it. Tam says nothing and sneaks back to work flustered.
Next day same scenario. The gaffer tells them stay on site or be sacked.
The squad say "pint n bookies yee ha, what aboot you Tam are you going to yer hoose again?". Tam says " na fuck that I will just come to bookies with all you, I nearly got caught yesterday"