We can all use a laugh

[Ian65]

Don’t know if I would like to run my tongue round these lolhh

Woke up slopped out hud ma porridge watching piers Morgan , dr Hilary Jones and that wee prick eh a weatherman Sean fuckin batty doing my fuckin nut in blood pressure rising see itv still punting there two quid competition ffs is that fuckin an essential quiz anyways that’s me hud a moan stay safe am trying tae get the wife tae social distance herself told her yesterday tae get tae fuck ..... is deafness a symptom a the virus still here away tae dae my daily exercise...........away for a shite good morning Britain

 

[Ray]

Woke up slopped out hud ma porridge watching piers Morgan , dr Hilary Jones and that wee prick eh a weatherman Sean fuckin batty doing my fuckin nut in blood pressure rising see itv still punting there two quid competition ffs is that fuckin an essential quiz anyways that’s me hud a moan stay safe am trying tae get the wife tae social distance herself told her yesterday tae get tae fuck ..... is deafness a symptom a the virus still here away tae dae my daily exercise...........away for a shite good morning Britain

If all else fails have a good,sit and enjoy the moment ,feck this is getting worse,lol hh

 

[The Galway shawl]

Hear about the guy that put liquid viagra in his eyes?
Done fuck all for him in bed but he looked hard as fuck for days.

 

[Ray]

Hear about the guy that put liquid viagra in his eyes?
Done fuck all for him in bed but he looked hard as fuck for days.

Naw,would refer it at other end lolhh

 

[POD]

 

[tictastic]

What do women and grenades have in common?
Take the ring off and the house is gone

 

[MickyMcMick]

This guy just cracks me up

Just subscribed tae his channel he is mental

 

[DILLIGAF]

Hear about the guy that put liquid viagra in his eyes?
Done fuck all for him in bed but he looked hard as fuck for days.

Guy dropped a Viagra into the toilet, couldn't get the lid down for three days
*C O A T !!

 

[Steviebhoy67]

Guy dropped a Viagra into the toilet, couldn't get the lid down for three days
*C O A T !!

 

[DILLIGAF]

Meanwhile, at the Shite House

 

[DILLIGAF]

Meanwhile...in DumbFuckistan

 

[MickyMcMick]

Thought I’d spice up the old sex life and take the wife’s mind aff the virus by transporting her in tae a different world with a wee bit of role playing, but wi hindsight maybe doctors and nurses wasn’t the best idea

 

[seven past niven]

does anyone believe that we live in a simulation if not does that mean that we are non binary

 

[MickyMcMick]

does anyone believe that we live in a simulation if not does that mean that we are non binary
01011001 01100101 01110011

 

[Hoopy427]

This whole non binary thing is a minefield to me, I thought it was some sort of sexuality thing, I'm not one or the other I'm many things, type thing.
Met a guy a couple of years ago who took great delight in telling me he was pansexual, so I said so you fuck pots and pans? Wrong.
Apparently he wasn't attracted to the human distinctions of male and female, so I said so you fuck animals? Wrong again.
Bottom line was he was an ugly, characterless twat who was just trying to keep his options open in the hope he'd get laid one day that's my take on it.

 

[boab1916]

This whole non binary thing is a minefield to me, I thought it was some sort of sexuality thing, I'm not one or the other I'm many things, type thing.
Met a guy a couple of years ago who took great delight in telling me he was pansexual, so I said so you fuck pots and pans? Wrong.
Apparently he wasn't attracted to the human distinctions of male and female, so I said so you fuck animals? Wrong again.
Bottom line was he was an ugly, characterless twat who was just trying to keep his options open in the hope he'd get laid one day that's my take on it.

So did he go for a wok in the end up

 

[boab1916]

Think some of my streams are fake fitba

https://twitter.com/x/status/1244710565592907777

 

[michael duffy]

This whole non binary thing is a minefield to me, I thought it was some sort of sexuality thing, I'm not one or the other I'm many things, type thing.
Met a guy a couple of years ago who took great delight in telling me he was pansexual, so I said so you fuck pots and pans? Wrong.
Apparently he wasn't attracted to the human distinctions of male and female, so I said so you fuck animals? Wrong again.
Bottom line was he was an ugly, characterless twat who was just trying to keep his options open in the hope he'd get laid one day that's my take on it.

He wiz probably a lesbian Hoopy!

 

[seven past niven]

this whole non binary thing was a total mystery to me until it started to come up on social media and tv but since the simulation is based on binary ones and zeros thought it would be a good analogy

 

[POD]

Get him up to Auchenowie pronto.

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=684428749031880&id=100023942840211