Paddy wanted to become an Australian. So he went to the worlds leading brain surgeon.
" what will it take to make me Australian"? Paddy asked the surgeon.
The surgeon replied "seeing you're Irish, I'll have to remove 50 % of your brain".
"Fuck it, go ahead and book me in for the surgery".
The surgery went ahead and when paddy cam around the surgeon was there.
He said "I've good news and bad news paddy. The good news is that you came through the surgery ok. The bad news is, I've accidentally removed 75% of your brain by mistake.
Paddy stuck up his two thumbs and replied "luvly juvly"