tictastic
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I was standing at the urinal earlier today and next to me was a midget also having a pee.
I noticed he was winking at me so I looked away, I turned and looked again and the little fecker was winking at me like crazy. Disturbed by this, I asked "are you gay? Do you fancy me or something?", he replied "No you're splashing in my fucking eyes.
I noticed he was winking at me so I looked away, I turned and looked again and the little fecker was winking at me like crazy. Disturbed by this, I asked "are you gay? Do you fancy me or something?", he replied "No you're splashing in my fucking eyes.