On a similar vein...
Elephant walking to a watering hole and meets a native wearing nothing but war paint. Says the elephant, "How do you breathe through that?"
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Elephant walking to a watering hole and meets a native wearing nothing but war paint. Says the elephant, "How do you breathe through that?"
According to Saul
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Best quote in recent times.
The Vaccine should be tested on Politicians first. If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, then the Country is safe.
The Vaccine should be tested on Politicians first. If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, then the Country is safe.
michael duffy
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Whit dae ye get if ye liquidise a couple ae hamsters, then mix some seeds in?
Tulips fae hamster jam!!!!!
Ma sides! here aw week!
Tulips fae hamster jam!!!!!
Ma sides! here aw week!Tenerife tim
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That's worse than pish mickHhWhit dae ye get if ye liquidise a couple ae hamsters, then mix some seeds in?
Tulips fae hamster jam!!!!!
Bridie Bhoy
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Bellshill bhoy
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Copyright Bob monkhouse 1974Whit dae ye get if ye liquidise a couple ae hamsters, then mix some seeds in?
Tulips fae hamster jam!!!!!
boab1916
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Sam McBride
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The Orange Order will mark the centenary of Northern Ireland next year with “a massive number of events” including a vast parade & fireworks. A senior Orangeman says that the order’s activities will be “sensible”, “sensitive” & “where possible, inclusive”.
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The Orange Order will mark the centenary of Northern Ireland next year with “a massive number of events” including a vast parade & fireworks. A senior Orangeman says that the order’s activities will be “sensible”, “sensitive” & “where possible, inclusive”.
The Shamrock
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Orange bassas being inclusive......................my fkn ribs!!!!!
michael duffy
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No seen this furra while!
Bridie Bhoy
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One for the Sandman..
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Ian65
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Ian65
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Thing is with the bold sandman
if he takes the nip he sends you a cracking GIF bit like coistys patter two year auld and that’s definitive
Bridie Bhoy
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Scottish horror movies.
According to Saul
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Only six allowed at Christmas but 30 fur a Funeral
I will be holding a Funeral for my pet turkey that sadly passed on
25th December.
I will be holding a Funeral for my pet turkey that sadly passed on
25th December.
michael duffy
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According to Saul
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Went to the fancy dress shop to pick up my Dracula outfit for Halloween.
They gave me a Huns top.
I said, you idiots,I said I wanted to look like a Count......
They gave me a Huns top.
I said, you idiots,I said I wanted to look like a Count......
