Paddy and Murphy fancy a pint but only have a £1 between them.
Paddy goes off and buys a sausage.
Murphy says,”Are you mad, now. We’re skint.
Come on says Paddy follow me.
They go into the pub, order two pints and drink them before they pay.
Paddy shoves the sausage through the zipper of his jeans and tells Murphy to get on his knees and suck the sausage.
the Barman goes berserk and throws them out.
10 pubs and 10 pints later Murphy says…
”I can’t do this anymore,my knee’s are too sore and I’m plssed.
”How do you think I feel”. Says Paddy, “I can’t even remember which pub I lost the sausage in”.