I have posted this before but think it’s worth posting again. It’s a poem called The Liason Co-ordinator, it was in the book Poverty Safari by Darren McGarvey
The Liason Co-ordinator by Tom Leonard,
efturryd geenuz iz speel
iboot whut wuz right
nwhut wuz rang
boot this nthat
nthi nix thing
a sayzti thi bloke
nwhut izzit yi caw
yir joab jimmy
am a Liason Co-ordinator
hi sayz oh good ah says
a Liason Co-ordinator
jist whut this erria needs
whut way aw thi unemployment
inaw thi bevvyin
nthi boayz runnin amok
nthi hoossyz fawnty bits
nthi wummin n tranquillisers
it last thiv sent uz
a Liason Co-ordinator
sumdy wia degree
in fuck knows whut
getn peyd fur no known
whut thi fuck ti day way it.
The Liason Co-ordinator by Tom Leonard,
efturryd geenuz iz speel
iboot whut wuz right
nwhut wuz rang
boot this nthat
nthi nix thing
a sayzti thi bloke
nwhut izzit yi caw
yir joab jimmy
am a Liason Co-ordinator
hi sayz oh good ah says
a Liason Co-ordinator
jist whut this erria needs
whut way aw thi unemployment
inaw thi bevvyin
nthi boayz runnin amok
nthi hoossyz fawnty bits
nthi wummin n tranquillisers
it last thiv sent uz
a Liason Co-ordinator
sumdy wia degree
in fuck knows whut
getn peyd fur no known
whut thi fuck ti day way it.