We can all use a laugh

I was nearly struck by lightning to night ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Sorry for mocking your passing Liz....karma works in strange ways....I'm off to chapel in the morning

Honestly, I've never shit myself as much as I did tonight ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™โ›ˆ๏ธโ›ˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
My friend got hit with lightning in new York years ago. The doctor told him that because he was so outta shape and in the horrors of drink that it saved his life(not joking). He said if he had been fit his heart would have gave out. He had no feeling in one arm for about a year and a half, but apart from that he has some fuckin chat up line for the women.
 

Phillip Schofield jumps to front of Waitrose queue under the pretence of โ€˜reporting on food pricesโ€™​

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