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Shadow2
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you sound a wee bit miserable Tony ,,,your stealing ma thunder
thought a wee poke would have put a spring in yer step
Must've caught the
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Tony
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I know Danny HH
Danny Bhoy
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Thank you for the welcome. More like Johan if you please
Imatim
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Imatim
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K
kelly
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a big blouse or a big virgin , viva le reveloution ,,,,when we can be arsed turning up
Imatim
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Ah Ha!.....a cryptic message.
Let’s see.....you had a date planned with a big breasted French wummin who you met at the airport.....who gave you a dizzy?.....close?
JamSam67
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K
kelly
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ah feck how did you guess
The Shamrock
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It was Imatim's missus wasn't it?
K
kelly
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nawIt was Imatim's missus wasn't it?
a think she did a runner a while back
Imatim
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K
kelly
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well,,
naw it wiznae ,,,it might huv been
Imatim
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......................well,,
That wee trouble maker Shammy says it was you.....so it must have been you.....you have my eternal gratitude ma man...
Shadow2
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Cockvid Hope no it’s a Tiddler killer
HH
Just shrivels up and draps right aff apparently!
DILLIGAF
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Reminds me of the traffic cop who pulled a guy over
"Listen buddy, you were going way over the speed limit, but I'm at the end of my shift and I don't want to have to deal with the paperwork, so if you can give me a good reason why you were speeding, I'll let you go"
Driver: "My wife ran away with a cop years ago, I thought it was you, and you were bringing her back"
Cop puts his ticket pad away and says: "Have a good evening sir, and watch your speed"
