Always mate, a rock for my family and friends, like many on here
Best to all who are dealing with life's curve balls
The older I get, the grumpier I get...allegedly
I am the old "Get off my lawn !!!" guy and I am happy in that role
Case in point I'm waiting on my wife outside a store with Georgia
There's four boys, about 18 years old and they're filming a TikTok video, of them dancing...yes, broad daylight, and they're dancing about the sidewalk...
In my own inimitable style as we approach, and they are still spread out like a vomit booking our path I speak
"Haw...is this what you cunts do for fun ? Get a fucking trade and stop being fucking morons for a living, nobody's showing up at your door with a wheelbarrow full of cash..."

Attack, is the best form of defence... And the Scottish accent doesn't hurt either...lol
They moved and petted Georgia, turned out they were nice kids, and we spoke for twenty minutes, one of whom was with our local pro team...they left and said goodbye and waved, happy in the knowledge that the auld guy, wasn't really that bad... it's always fun interacting with the youth of today

Now, where's my pitchfork...there are villagers to be educated