Was at the hospital today (routine sh*t) and this young lady with a clip board sidles up and sits down next to me ,she's carrying a clip board ominous sign "can I ask a few questions" ? She says
Question 1- Do you use deodorant \anti - perspirant ?
Answer - yes
Question 2 - have you ever considered not using aforementioned products ?
Answer-no ,
Question 3- would you consider stopping to save an asthmatics life?
Answer -????? That threw me a bit
she then went on to explain in very long words and sentenced everytime I sprayed a asthematic lost part of their lung capacity and the ice caps melted etc etc
I thanked her and said I would consider it and also give my asthmatic teenage grandson a severe talking to as he religiously douses himself with a ton of Lynx Africa every morning .