Where’s the Craic

[Maria]

Anybody up for a laugh.

What about you shammy.

Put yer pie down ghirl and geez a giggle ??

 

[Maria]

Well i just watched housewives of cheshire and they had a party so the entertainer was a sex therapist.

An old hippie who pulled a knitted vagina put and called it her vagina puppet.

I nearly fell off the couch pmsl.

Fuck knows what their fellas will be getting without woollens on ???

 

[Maria]

Och shammy ye shit out the craic per say tonight. Tata kitty cat ?

 

[Maria]

So where did you go shammy?

 

[Maria]

Run shammy run

 

[DAZAR]

Well i just watched housewives of cheshire and they had a party so the entertainer was a sex therapist.

An old hippie who pulled a knitted vagina put and called it her vagina puppet.

I nearly fell off the couch pmsl.

Fuck knows what their fellas will be getting without woollens on ???

Better get my mittens on. ??

 

[TartanTim]

Well i just watched housewives of cheshire and they had a party so the entertainer was a sex therapist.

An old hippie who pulled a knitted vagina put and called it her vagina puppet.

I nearly fell off the couch pmsl.

Fuck knows what their fellas will be getting without woollens on ???

FFS, did it dae its pelvic floor exercises. I met a sex therapist at a Holistic Therapists convention in Blackpool. But its not a story for sharing on here???????

 

[The Shamrock]

So where did you go shammy?

Soz, work beckoned.

 

[Maria]

Heard it sherbet

 

[Maria]

FFS, did it dae its pelvic floor exercises. I met a sex therapist at a Holistic Therapists convention in Blackpool. But its not a story for sharing on here???????

Go on im intrigued ???

 

[Maria]

FFS, did it dae its pelvic floor exercises. I met a sex therapist at a Holistic Therapists convention in Blackpool. But its not a story for sharing on here???????

It wiz a puppet? How does a puppet do pelvic floor exercises ....... TT this should be good.

Just gonna grab the popcorn pal but please do go on ???

 

[Maria]

In my living room i have solid flooring which is light oak and a shaggy brown rug.

Out the corner of my eye whilst watching tv i saw something move on the floor towards the rug.

When i turned i kid you not it was the biggest spider i have ever seen. You coulda put a saddle on this fkr and rode it in the rodeo.

How the hell does something this size even get in ???