Wiz it Boab Crane πHad a winch with a very famous actor from these parts but no telling yooz his name.
Ha......................ha...........................haCleo kicked his asp
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Another true(ish) story.You can't come on here saying that you shagged someone famous, then say "but I'm not saying who it was"!
Oh man, he would have been about the right height for that if they were both standing up!Another true(ish) story.
Back in the 20th century, Joanna Lumley was In residence at the Dundee Rep in "The Cherry Orchard".
I used to drink in the bar at The Queen's Hotel called 'The Royal Piper'.
One night, my 5'2" mate called Jim comes in and orders a pint to clear his throat. All night he's coughing and spluttering and I ask him if he's ok?
"Eh, eh'm fine Patsy, but eh think eh've got a pube stuck in meh throat. Joanna invited me up to hir room last night and eh could'nae raise a smile, so eh had ti start lickin"
Aye, right ye are Jum........keep on lickin on, ye spam
Joanna was nae bad in her younger dayOh man, he would have been about the right height for that if they were both standing up!
It gets better Tony.Joanna was nae bad in her younger day
Does he say this with a straight face?If he does get him checked into DykebarIt gets better Tony.
The same fella said he got a dance wie Cher when she was doing the nightclub circuit promoting "Believe".
He said he knocked her back because she was "flat-chested"?????
He also knocked back Lulu because "she was a ginj"????
At least he has his principles!It gets better Tony.
The same fella said he got a dance wie Cher when she was doing the nightclub circuit promoting "Believe".
He said he knocked her back because she was "flat-chested"?????
He also knocked back Lulu because "she was a ginj"????
Along with his obvious psychological problemsAt least he has his principles!
Was it from the Hitman?I got a dance wie Michaela Strachan once and then got walloped fae her security for going 'hands on'!
It was worth a whack though
Nah, it was definitely from 'Her'Was it from the Hitman?
Hey, nowt wrong wie horse face-lovin, Tony. We rural boys love a bit of sheep, pig and coo.heres one for yous i got a winch from Gordon Smiths daughter years ago,basically his face wae long hair.
No a very nice lassie mate and youre right a bit horseyHey, nowt wrong wie horse face-lovin, Tony. We rural boys love a bit of sheep, pig and coo.
Join the club!
Tough gig Tony
fuck flashbackTough gig Tony