Wonderful day...

Michael D

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Here's one to maybe make you laugh? Sorry if it's already widespread and I'm repeating well kent stuff...
Quazimodo goes into a Shankhill road Brothel, he asks how much for a shag, the woman says £12.50, he replied "I only have a Tenner," so she tells him to fuck off. He goes to a Brothel on the Falls and it's only £10.00 so he does the deed. 7 years later he bumps into a kid with a hump and the kid says "You're my Dad and it's all your fault I have a hump." Quazy says "Count yourself lucky, if I'd had another £2.50 you'd be an Orange Bastard “
 
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