You can just picture the morons that run the Scottish game sitting round a table
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"Right lads...let's sort this out quick so we can get back to doing absolutely fuck all..."
"Phone UEFA and ask can we move a match to Wednesday...it makes sense"
"Who said that!!! Who let that cunt in!! Get oot!!! Fanny..who's got time to phone UEFA god sake...anyway they probably havent stopped laughing since we asked can they tell us the rules"
"Move 1 match to the next weekend??"
"Naw man...Then we need to work 2 weekends in a row...nah"
"How about 2 games....same day"
"PERFECT!!!"
"What about the fans..the danger of trouble"
"Outside stadium..not our problem"
"State of the pitch for 2nd match"
"Let the Fenians play on it 2nd...gee hearts a better chance...they are used to playing on a shit pitch against the taigs anyway"
"Right lads...sorted!!! Let's get to the ludge...I owe beaton a pint and a blowjob...someone grab the goat on the way oot...and turn the light oot. Don't want to waste money"